The dramatic reenactment of... Saints Row 4's pitch

Lookin' goooooood

There was a point, somewhere early on in the development of Saints Row 4, where one person said to another person: "You play as the President of the United States." We'd imagine it went something a little like this...

You like those beautiful Arnette glasses? Think you've got a better David Caruso-esque one-liner than "Saints Row 4 just got... presidential?" If so, leave your best one-liner in the comments. We'll pick our four favorites and hook those folks up with their very own pairs! Oh, and here's the official rules, if you're into that kind of thing.