The Darkness II will feature 'sex scenes'. Eww... tentacle love?

The Darkness II has been re-submitted for rating by the Australian Classification Board after the addition of (gasp!) 'sex scenes'. Perhaps surprisingly, the game has maintained its MA15+ rating, which is the same as it got the first time round, sans-sexy.

But crikey - looking at trailers for the game, it's amazing what passes for a 15 these days, with shootings, stabbings, disemberment and full on choppy-in-half executions. A little how's your father seems a little trivial in comparison, no? So the scenes passed inspection with no edits required.

We duly searched through Darkness II press assets for a picture of a male and female embrace from the game, but all we could find was imagery like this...

Above: Death by tentacle

...which we sincerely hope won't have anything to do with the scenes in question. So we've tried to imagine how it might look, working with what we've been given.

Above: Hey, the birds do it, the bees do it - someone's got to make new tentacles

The game, now with added naughty bits, will hit UK shops on February 10, US stores on February 7 and Australian... (can't think of an Australian word for 'shop' - sorry) on February 10.

Source: MCV


  • Erebus - January 11, 2012 3:26 p.m.

    I'm just surprised this has actually passed classification here. I really thought it would be Refused Classification because of the violence. Maybe because its cell shaded that helped its cause? I think "shop" is good enough for us Aussies since we take many things from our British overlords.
  • CitizenWolfie - January 11, 2012 7:08 a.m.

    I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...
  • inkyspot - January 11, 2012 6:03 a.m.

    Okay, I am a freak, but Man, keep the tentacles out of the sushi. Sounds like one of those weird japanese animations.
  • Clovin64 - January 11, 2012 5:22 a.m.

    Where DO baby tentacles come from?
  • quincytheodore - January 11, 2012 4:30 a.m.

    We are sure that it's not really tentacle love, right? Like maybe Jackie gets creative with those little guys and.. you know... Hmm Australian for shop, could it be kiosk... That's from Persia, well, close enough.

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