The following story originally posted on Oct. 31, 2008, back when our old layout confined it to a much smaller column width – and much smaller images. With Halloween 2011 fast approaching, we decided it was time to pull it out, dust it off and give it a second chance at life, this time making its bony plethora of skeletons easier to see.
A few months ago we had this idea to make a “Skeletons of Street
Fighter” feature. Street Fighter IV hype was asploding across the webs
(GamesRadar included) and we felt there was no better time to excuse a barrage of boney bastards across the site.
Then we thought, “why stop with Street Fighter?” There’ve got to be a
billion goddam skeletons creeping through virtual graveyards just
begging to have their toothy visage slapped on the immortal internet.
Who are we to deny them such a privilege? So, without further yammering,
we present, just in time for Halloween (y Dia de los Muertos), the
biggest batch of skelleys you’ve ever seen... starting with Street
Anyone remotely familiar with television sets and fun should
recognize the glowing assortment of bones above. Blanka, one of our
office favorites, could charge his body with enough juice to
incapacitate opponents, revealing their myriad bone structures in the
process. Then came...
It’s a deadite dance party! Who knew receiving lethal amounts of
muscle-shredding lightning was so fun? Also: love how Akuma and Birdie
keep their accessories on even while being fried.
SFIII doesn’t have the luxury of Blanka’s X-Ray beams, so you have to
go with bendy/stretchy weirdo Necro. Can you tell who’s who just by
their writhing skeleton?
Skullomania isn’t actually a walking dead man. Instead he’s a
soulless corporate shill who has nothing left to live for and decides to
dress up like a skeleton and fight crime.
Moving from Street Fighter to Mortal Kombat (once upon a time among the most bitter rivalries in
all of gaming), we see a distinct shift in skeletal showmanship. No
more cartoony depictions, these are the real deal, meant to shock the
other player into such a frightened state that he ignores how utterly
broken the first Mortal Kombat is. Seriously, it’s crap.
Now this is more like it – a fiery, screaming skeleton from MK II that provides macabre pleasure for the victor and a halfway decent gameplay experience for everyone involved. Can someone tell Scorpion that mouths don’t open like that?
Flaming death, this time looking straight on instead of a side view.
Kombat was going places when part three released in 1995. The movie had
just come out, the franchise was nearly as popular as Street Fighter (if
not more), and then they squandered it all on goofy fatalities and
dumbass friendships. Maybe MKvsDCU will bring much needed change to the
series... plus maybe we get to see Scorpion burn Superman into an ashy
pile of smoldering bones.
Next page – Castlevania, Final Fantasy and more classic franchises!