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  • brickman409 - March 19, 2014 7:33 p.m.

    uhhh Smash Bros. is a T rated game.
  • codystovall - March 19, 2014 9:01 p.m.

    T for Terror!
  • Dadyo238 - March 20, 2014 6:15 a.m.

    Maybe they're referring to the original N64 Smash Bros, which was rated E.
  • Shyplay - March 19, 2014 8:17 a.m.

    Well, most of these seem to be true, except for one thing. In kirby's slide you mention that the victims will digest for six hours. Seeing Kirby's size, the size of things he eats, the speed of which he takes their ability's and equipment, and how he can execute a single swallow to return to original size despite only moving the food to his stomach, I think that we can correctly deduce that his digestive systems works quite a lot faster then six hours.
  • Frieza - March 19, 2014 7:35 a.m.

    You can disembowel people in the Lego Star Wars games with Chewbacca. Well, they'er Lego people, but still...
  • winner2 - March 19, 2014 5:25 a.m.

    I kind of want to try a nancy drew game now
  • universaltofu - March 18, 2014 11:19 p.m.

    Don't forget dig-dug, you impale those creazoids with a harpoon thingy and then pump them full of air until they pop.
  • GR_LucasSullivan - March 19, 2014 9:39 a.m.

    Cot dang, that's a good one!
  • g1rldraco7 - March 18, 2014 8:05 p.m.

    What about Yoshi being able to swallow creatures whole and turn them into eggs? Looks like i won't be able to sleep tonight.........
  • RayPaw - March 19, 2014 12:49 p.m.

    Don't forget that Mario full-force punches Yoshi in the back of his head in order to make his tongue come out. That should help you get some ZZZ's.
  • Vonter - March 18, 2014 6:25 p.m.

    I think Pikmin is the most disturbing game from Nintendo in terms of being deceivingly cute and charming but the wild life is pretty hardcore, not only the Pikmin are eaten, they're also burned, drowned, crushed, bombed, or trap in a web just to be slowly sucked out by a spider.
  • canti-sama - March 18, 2014 5:19 p.m.

    How come neither Zero nor Zero 2 were mentioned from the Kirby series? It attacks you with blood and you beat it up until only its bloody eye remains and then you blow up said eye! If that's not brutal enough, I don't know what is.
  • Nikku7 - March 20, 2014 4:35 p.m.

    Kirby's final boss parts have a knack for being a lot darker than the rest of the game. Zero 2 (or Zero Squared?) was one of my favorites. Then again a lot of things in Kirby could easily be translated into a nightmare wonderland as well...
  • Divine Paladin - March 18, 2014 5:10 p.m.

    "And for whatever reason, Princess Zelda really doesn't see a problem with that." Well, she IS a pirate...
  • GenderBender_9000 - March 18, 2014 4:28 p.m.

    The concept of jumping on someone's head to murder them is prety disturbing if you think about it. Miamoto (I have no idea how to spell his name) has some deep seated issues.
  • Jackonomics2.0 - March 18, 2014 3:28 p.m.

    Out of all the shit you could've chosen in Smash Bros you chose the Bat? Really? We have shooting fire crackers, explosions, shit load of different bombs and burning, being runned over by a car at god knows how fast Falcon drives that thing, getting bitch slapped by a Monkey and many equipment peach shoves out of her dress(one if which is a Frying Pan, much more painful than a bat, despite comedy), and other stuff, but nope a Bat is fine cause realism.
  • BladedFalcon - March 18, 2014 7:49 p.m.

    ...Not to mention the sledgehammer, which is WAY more brutal and destructive than the baseball bat.
  • Jackonomics2.0 - March 18, 2014 3:24 p.m.

    That's actually a very fucked up terrifying thought on Nancy Drew. Sure getting caught snooping has punishments, but to flat out be mummified? Holy shit.

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