5 best Star Wars video games EVER! By Lumpy the Wookiee

Lumpy picks his favourite Star Wars games

Words: on May 4, 2011

May the fourth be with you. Yes, thanks to the crazy punning skills of Star Wars geeklings, today's place in the calendar has become known across the galaxy as Star Wars Day. To coincide with this day of celebrating - and in typical, timely GamesRadar fashion - we've got a Star Wars feature for you to enjoy.

But rather than write it ourselves (hey, that would be too easy!), we've gone the extra light year and got one of the most loved characters from the expansive Star Wars universe to write it for us - Lumpawarrump (aka Lumpy) the wookiee. We were hoping to get Chewbacca, but he's still got that thing with the ewok porn going on.

Here's a picture of Lumpy with his family taken from the memorable Star Wars Holiday Special:

Without further Naboo, here are the 5 best Star Wars video games EVER! Picked and written by Lumpy the Wookiee.

Star Wars The Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels | Wii | 2008


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Aoacworo scraorwo scwo akwowo-akwowo ahwh scro rhwowa. rawhwa aoacraao scraorwoc warawawaro rawhrrrcro. Ah waoowh'ao anahorwo ahao ohacwowh warawawaro ahc rawhrrrcro. Scro rhwowa ahc scrawawo ooww anworahowoc rawhwa rhworcrcahwoc.

Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi | PSOne | 1997


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Star Wars: Jedi Arena | Atari 2600 | 1983


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Rhhuao aoacwowh warawa cscracacwowa ahao ahwhaooo ra scahananahoowh anahaoaoanwo akahwooawoc ohacwowh acwo rrooao ahwh ra rcrarrwo akanraroahwhrr racaoworcooahwac. Racaoworcooahwac waahwawh'ao orwhoooh aoacraao ahao'c whooao ohahcwo aooo huakcwoao ra ohooooorahwowo.

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II | PS3, 360, PC | 2010


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Rhhuao raoaaohuraananro acwo'c ra rroooowaro aoacraao shhucao orahananc caooorcscaorcooooakworcc rawhwa whoo oowhwo aoacraao'c rroooowa. Ah waoowh'ao rcworaananro huwhwaworccaorawhwa. Warawa aoooanwa scwo whooao aooo ohoorcrcro rarhoohuao ahao rawhwa shhucao wowhshooro ahao.

Star Wars: Super Bombad Racing | PS2 | 2001


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Ahww rooohu'howo rrooao whooaoacahwhrr rhwoaoaoworc aooo waoo ohahaoac rooohurc anahwwwo, rroo aooo aoacwo ohooooorahwo aorcrawhcanraaooorc rawhwa wawoaorcrawhcanraaowo scro ohoorcwac. Anhuoarac oaacrcahcao - ah oarawh'ao rhwoanahwohowo rooohu'rcwo raoaaohuraananro waooahwhrr ahao.

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are the views of the writer and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the New Republic, GamesRadar or George Lucas.

May 4, 2011

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  • DarkRicochet117

    DarkRicochet117  - 11 months, 3 weeks ago  - Report

    i thought gamesradar was supposed to have good articles to read, this is just shit...
  • theguyinthecloset

    theguyinthecloset  - 1 year ago  - Report

    Ah acrawa cwok ohahaoac rawh raao-raao'c anworr. SERIOUSLY? XDDDDD

    also,
    whwohoworc waoo aoacraao rarrraahwh. ahao ohrac ra akraahwh aooo aorcrawhcanraaowo!
  • lovinmyps3

    lovinmyps3  - 1 year ago  - Report

    "Lucas Christ, I can't believe you're actually doing it." Haha. Yes, I did do it. Very clever GR!
  • GamesRadarJuniorWildlifeEditor

    GamesRadarJuniorWildlifeEditor  - 1 year ago  - Report

    Greatest article ever. Or at least in a long time.
  • Siion

    Siion  - 1 year ago  - Report

    aoacahc scrawawo scwo anrahurrac, this was great. The part that surprised me the most was that there was actually a wookie translator, to be honest though when i look back on that i have no idea why i would be surprised that something like that exists on the internet ¬_¬. Keep up the good work guys and girls and wookies and...horse?.
  • Lumpy77

    Lumpy77  - 1 year ago  - Report

    scrocahcaoworccscwowhcaorchuraaoahoowhaoracaowocwwhuwhwhro... rooohurc hucworc whrascwo ahc scraorahwhrr scwo acrarcwa. ah waoowhao huwhwaworccaorawhwa ohacro. rasc ah whoorcscraan?
  • MySistersMenstruationTastesFunny

    MySistersMenstruationTastesFunny  - 1 year ago  - Report

    aoacahc ohacooanwo rarcaoahoaanwo ahc scraorahwhrr scwo acrarcwa.
  • fourteenaha

    fourteenaha  - 1 year ago  - Report

    I enjoyed Masters of Teras Kasi purely for the immature joys of having the announcing declare "Thok versus Hoar".
  • philipshaw

    philipshaw  - 1 year ago  - Report

    lol
  • Crimmy

    Crimmy  - 1 year ago  - Report

    This is why GR is the best.
  • DoctorCrazy

    DoctorCrazy  - 1 year ago  - Report

    Lucas Christ I actually did it.
  • Riche666

    Riche666  - 1 year ago  - Report

    Easily my favorite article.
  • Yeager1122

    Yeager1122  - 1 year ago  - Report

    This article is was so informative lumpy is one smart wookie except for the fact that he forgot KOTOR.
  • RicePuddingUK

    RicePuddingUK  - 1 year ago  - Report

    LucasArts! I'm still waiting for a sequel to Jedi Knight:Jedi Academy, You left an 11 year old boy hanging back in 2003 with Kyle Katarns words

    "There's still a galaxy full of trouble out there, are you ready for another mission?"

    I'm still waiting, stop making all that other Star Wars rubbish and make a DECENT GAME! JEDI KNIGHT 4! NOW!
  • D0CCON

    D0CCON  - 1 year ago  - Report

    Loved the first translation the most, but it was all good. I first saw this and was thinking what the hell, then I clicked on links and thought the humor was in being sent to carpet sites, and then I found the translator. Very cool (and very sad that there is a translator. I may have used it, but the guy who made that is worse).
  • JPorFavor

    JPorFavor  - 1 year ago  - Report

    Clever girl.
  • GorditaSlim

    GorditaSlim  - 1 year ago  - Report

    Jesus...

    Please, Lumpy, you've got a lot of potential. Concentrate on your skills and take a journalism class.
  • Thequestion 121

    Thequestion 121  - 1 year ago  - Report

    Genius :D
  • Denrok

    Denrok  - 1 year ago  - Report

    The first time I've ever worked to read a Gamesradar article.
  • AGENTJORRRG

    AGENTJORRRG  - 1 year ago  - Report

    Someone got paid to write this!
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