5 best Star Wars video games EVER! By Lumpy the Wookiee

May the fourth be with you. Yes, thanks to the crazy punning skills of Star Wars geeklings, today's place in the calendar has become known across the galaxy as Star Wars Day. To coincide with this day of celebrating - and in typical, timely GamesRadar fashion - we've got a Star Wars feature for you to enjoy.

But rather than write it ourselves (hey, that would be too easy!), we've gone the extra light year and got one of the most loved characters from the expansive Star Wars universe to write it for us - Lumpawarrump (aka Lumpy) the wookiee. We were hoping to get Chewbacca, but he's still got that thing with the ewok porn going on.

Here's a picture of Lumpy with his family taken from the memorable Star Wars Holiday Special:

Without further Naboo, here are the 5 best Star Wars video games EVER! Picked and written by Lumpy the Wookiee.

Star Wars The Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels | Wii | 2008

Above: Ooooac. Cakrarcorc

Ah anahorwowa aoacahc rhwooarahucwo ahao'c rrooao oararcaooooowhro rrrcraakacahoac, coo aoacwo rhrawa akwoooakanwo rarcwowh'ao coo coararcro. ah waoowh'ao anahorwo coararcro aoacahwhrrc.

Aoacworo scraorwo scwo akwowo-akwowo ahwh scro rhwowa. rawhwa aoacraao scraorwoc warawawaro rawhrrrcro. Ah waoowh'ao anahorwo ahao ohacwowh warawawaro ahc rawhrrrcro. Scro rhwowa ahc scrawawo ooww anworahowoc rawhwa rhworcrcahwoc.

Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi | PSOne | 1997

Above: Anahhoahwhrr ahwh aorcwowoc rrahhowoc scwo cakanahwhaoworcc

Ah ohahcac ah ohrac raananooohwowa ra anahrracaocrarhworc. aoacworo rarcwo coo raohwocooscwo. Ahww ah acrawa ra anahrracaocrarhworc ah rhwoao whoo oowhwo ohoohuanwa wohoworc oaraanan huc 'ohraanorahwhrr oararcakwoaoc' wohoworc rarrraahwh. Aoacworo ohoohuanwa rhwo coo coararcwowa.

Star Wars: Jedi Arena | Atari 2600 | 1983

Above: Rrrcraakacahoac acrahowo oaacrawhrrwowa coo schuoaac

Aoacahc ahc oowhwo ooww aoacwo wwahrccao caorarc ohrarcc rrrascwoc ah wohoworc akanrarowowa. Ah hucwowa aooo akanraro ahao wwoorc acoohurcc. ah anoohowowa scro raaorarcah 2600.

Rhhuao aoacwowh warawa cscracacwowa ahao ahwhaooo ra scahananahoowh anahaoaoanwo akahwooawoc ohacwowh acwo rrooao ahwh ra rcrarrwo akanraroahwhrr racaoworcooahwac. Racaoworcooahwac waahwawh'ao orwhoooh aoacraao ahao'c whooao ohahcwo aooo huakcwoao ra ohooooorahwowo.

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II | PS3, 360, PC | 2010

Above: Cooscwoaoahscwoc ah acrahowo wwhurcrhraananc

Aoacahc rrrascwo ahc rcworaananro oaooooan rhwooarahucwo rooohu'rcwo scworawhao aooo rhwo akanraroahwhrr rac ra rhrawawaro ohacoo acrac rhwowowh scrawawo rhro wararcaoac horawaworc aooo orahanan shwowaah rooohuwhrranahwhrrc rawhwa woohooorc.

Rhhuao raoaaohuraananro acwo'c ra rroooowaro aoacraao shhucao orahananc caooorcscaorcooooakworcc rawhwa whoo oowhwo aoacraao'c rroooowa. Ah waoowh'ao rcworaananro huwhwaworccaorawhwa. Warawa aoooanwa scwo whooao aooo ohoorcrcro rarhoohuao ahao rawhwa shhucao wowhshooro ahao.

Star Wars: Super Bombad Racing | PS2 | 2001

Above: Ah acrawa cwok ohahaoac rawh raao-raao'c anworr

Rasc ah raananooohwowa aooo caoooak ohrcahaoahwhrr rowoao? Scro akraoh'c rrwoaoaoahwhrr aoahrcwowa. ooac anooooor. Acworcwo'c rawh rarcaoahoaanwo oowh aoacwo ahwhaoworcwhwoao aoacraao'c rarhoohuao waoorrc aoacraao anooooor anahorwo oaacwoohrhraoaoara. Acwo'c scro warawa. Acwo'c rrooao ra oarcooccrhoooh.

Ahww rooohu'howo rrooao whooaoacahwhrr rhwoaoaoworc aooo waoo ohahaoac rooohurc anahwwwo, rroo aooo aoacwo ohooooorahwo aorcrawhcanraaooorc rawhwa wawoaorcrawhcanraaowo scro ohoorcwac. Anhuoarac oaacrcahcao - ah oarawh'ao rhwoanahwohowo rooohu'rcwo raoaaohuraananro waooahwhrr ahao.

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are the views of the writer and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the New Republic, GamesRadar or George Lucas.

May 4, 2011


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  • RogueJoe - November 17, 2014 9:53 a.m.

    Looks like the wookiee translator is offline now. :( Anyone know any way to find it?
  • theguyinthecloset - May 8, 2011 2:33 a.m.

    Ah acrawa cwok ohahaoac rawh raao-raao'c anworr. SERIOUSLY? XDDDDD also, whwohoworc waoo aoacraao rarrraahwh. ahao ohrac ra akraahwh aooo aorcrawhcanraaowo!
  • lovinmyps3 - May 8, 2011 12:29 a.m.

    "Lucas Christ, I can't believe you're actually doing it." Haha. Yes, I did do it. Very clever GR!
  • GamesRadarJuniorWildlifeEditor - May 7, 2011 3:22 p.m.

    Greatest article ever. Or at least in a long time.
  • Siion - May 7, 2011 2:09 a.m.

    aoacahc scrawawo scwo anrahurrac, this was great. The part that surprised me the most was that there was actually a wookie translator, to be honest though when i look back on that i have no idea why i would be surprised that something like that exists on the internet ¬_¬. Keep up the good work guys and girls and wookies
  • Lumpy77 - May 6, 2011 11:39 a.m.

    scrocahcaoworccscwowhcaorchuraaoahoowhaoracaowocwwhuwhwhro... rooohurc hucworc whrascwo ahc scraorahwhrr scwo acrarcwa. ah waoowhao huwhwaworccaorawhwa ohacro. rasc ah whoorcscraan?
  • MySistersMenstruationTastesFunny - May 6, 2011 12:24 a.m.

    aoacahc ohacooanwo rarcaoahoaanwo ahc scraorahwhrr scwo acrarcwa.
  • fourteenaha - May 5, 2011 8:41 p.m.

    I enjoyed Masters of Teras Kasi purely for the immature joys of having the announcing declare "Thok versus Hoar".
  • philipshaw - May 5, 2011 1:33 p.m.

  • Crimmy - May 5, 2011 6:09 a.m.

    This is why GR is the best.
  • DoctorCrazy - May 5, 2011 2:59 a.m.

    Lucas Christ I actually did it.
  • Riche666 - May 4, 2011 11:49 p.m.

    Easily my favorite article.
  • Yeager1122 - May 4, 2011 10:20 p.m.

    This article is was so informative lumpy is one smart wookie except for the fact that he forgot KOTOR.
  • RicePuddingUK - May 4, 2011 9:49 p.m.

    LucasArts! I'm still waiting for a sequel to Jedi Knight:Jedi Academy, You left an 11 year old boy hanging back in 2003 with Kyle Katarns words "There's still a galaxy full of trouble out there, are you ready for another mission?" I'm still waiting, stop making all that other Star Wars rubbish and make a DECENT GAME! JEDI KNIGHT 4! NOW!
  • D0CCON - May 4, 2011 9:45 p.m.

    Loved the first translation the most, but it was all good. I first saw this and was thinking what the hell, then I clicked on links and thought the humor was in being sent to carpet sites, and then I found the translator. Very cool (and very sad that there is a translator. I may have used it, but the guy who made that is worse).
  • JPorFavor - May 4, 2011 8:56 p.m.

    Clever girl.
  • GorditaSlim - May 4, 2011 8:15 p.m.

    Jesus... Please, Lumpy, you've got a lot of potential. Concentrate on your skills and take a journalism class.
  • Thequestion 121 - May 4, 2011 8:08 p.m.

    Genius :D
  • Denrok - May 4, 2011 7:54 p.m.

    The first time I've ever worked to read a Gamesradar article.
  • AGENTJORRRG - May 4, 2011 7:36 p.m.

    Someone got paid to write this!