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The 47 best and oddest photos of Metal Gear's Hideo Kojima being deliriously weird and awesome

Hideo Kojima isn't just the creator of Metal Gear Solid. He isn't just the dialogue-fetishising king of cut-scenes. He isn't just the sharply-dressed pioneer auteur with the most terrifying laser-eyed stare in all of gaming.

No, thanks to all of the above, as well as his propensity for ending up in all sorts of odd scenarios which both exacerbate and subvert all of his deliriously avant garde sensibilities, he's also responsible for some of the weirdest and funniest game-related photos on the internet. So high is the awesome factor in Kojima photos that I have collected together a whole 47 of them for your perusal and delight. They're brilliant. I've even written captions. 47 of the buggers. The photos are that good.

Above: "After years of meditation, I have finally transformed my genitals into a horrified duck"

Above:"Look at this man! His genitals can't turn into anything!"

Above: "Sometimes I can even transform them into a snake as well"

Above: "And if I really concentrate, I can fire a tiny person out"

Above: "Christ, that Itagaki. What the f*ck is he wearing? Does he thinking this is a bloody circus or something? Sodding embarrassment, everywhere we go"

Above: "Merry Christmas, Mum"

Above: It was well-known that Kojima and Suda51 had the politest rap battles around

Above: "WTF? How does this work? There's no scrolly menu. Which end do the bullets go in?"

Above: Kojima was considerably less impressed with his piece of paper than his friend was

Above: Hahahahaha! But who has the prettiest face? I do, don't I? It's me, isn't it? Yes"

20 comments

  • jackthemenace - February 20, 2012 2:36 p.m.

    :D I bloody love you, Houghters, and I love Kojima almost as much Kojima, oddly, reminds me a whole lot of my Aunt's husband. Although, Kojima's obviously far more attractive.
  • Y2Ken - February 20, 2012 3:53 a.m.

    Some of these pictures are just great. Thanks Dave!
  • metalgatesolid - February 19, 2012 1:14 a.m.

    If we are all based on Gods image...How come wqe dont all look like Hideo Kojima?
  • boronben - February 17, 2012 3:35 p.m.

    This is exactly why I come to GR quality Journalism!!! Keep it up : P
  • Grif - February 17, 2012 12:48 p.m.

    I love these little features.
  • rob619 - February 17, 2012 12:26 p.m.

    A dedicated article abouth the mastermind and god of gaming behind the Metal Gear Solid series. Hideo Kojima, can do what ever he likes unless he continues to be behind and make great games.
  • HitmanSB07 - February 17, 2012 11:56 a.m.

    My biggest problem with this article is that you left out the best image of Kojima: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmm8qRCMC1qajq9yo1_500.jpg
  • MasterBhater - February 17, 2012 10:52 a.m.

    The thought of Kojima saying "sodding embarassment" made me laugh my ass off
  • GameManiac - February 17, 2012 10:21 a.m.

    I think my favorite picture was Kojima giving you the finger. Do Reggie next! There's plenty of him to spoof.
  • sharkweek - February 17, 2012 10:01 a.m.

    Awesome!! Like Mr. Miyamoto Hideo is surprisingly photogenic.
  • bboyd - February 17, 2012 8:28 a.m.

    These pictures are. . . sorry. Heh, sorry. . . uh, sorry. Sorry, heh heh, uhh. . . um, sorry.
  • ithurtstopoop - February 17, 2012 8:27 a.m.

    Kojima's overrated. there I said it!
  • BladedFalcon - February 17, 2012 8:47 a.m.

    *Pats head* Good for you!
  • BladedFalcon - February 17, 2012 7:58 a.m.

    inb4 the obnoxious "This artical is bullshit and piontless I want real gams jarnalism!" comments.
  • JMAN1156 - February 17, 2012 7:42 a.m.

    I demand GABE! :-)
  • CameronPoe - February 17, 2012 7:18 a.m.

    Double agreed, pretty nice to see a simple lulzy article.
  • TanookiMan - February 17, 2012 7:07 a.m.

    ^Agreed. More like this please, absolutely hilarious! Reggie Fils-Aime next?
  • mackshizzle - February 17, 2012 7:04 a.m.

    Is this going to be a thing? Because it definitely should be. Video games, people playing games, celebrities etc. You guys could call it "The 40" and just have 40 something video game related pictures and captions.
  • Fluffdaddy - February 17, 2012 8:44 a.m.

    Because nothing says entertainment like lists.
  • babyface - February 17, 2012 9:17 a.m.

    HUEHUEHUEHUE

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