• 10fingersmikey - January 22, 2015 5:40 p.m.

    Just to point out, Rinoa was from FF VIII which was made by SquareSoft not Square-Enix
  • Ralopoz - December 27, 2014 2:18 a.m.

    I am highly disappointed that Shing Meteoryte is not on this list
  • Yeti-Frostgale - April 29, 2014 12:24 p.m.

    Cant really count Master Chief in this considering that is his title not his name. His name is John, he has no last name.
  • anthony-zombo - January 23, 2015 1:27 a.m.

    Could be a reference to John Spartan. His real first name is John and he is a spartan. I'm sure you aware, but video game developers have a sense of humor and will name their fictional characters after iconic fictional characters they loved in their youth. Or sometimes the characters are named after word playing. Just look at Yu Nakajima. His name is a fuckin' pun for a Japanese Rubik's Cube solver.
  • Bullseye91 - April 29, 2014 12:16 p.m.

    This whole list is stupid!
  • Veedot - April 29, 2014 12:02 p.m.

    Missing Fayt Leingod but Edge Maverick is way dumber
  • Haydentheconqueror - March 24, 2014 5:27 p.m.

    Maybe 3 or 4 of the names on this list are actually bad names. There's nothing wrong with most of them. This strikes me as an article written by someone who is very picky about things when there's literally nothing to be picky about. Totally lost me at Hans Clamp. You say his name sounds like the name of a mad scientist. Then you say that's exactly what he is. Sooooo why complain?
  • xris489 - January 25, 2014 2:37 a.m.

    what? ff characters were included?? now that's a joke.. can you come up with better names?? so Paul Phoenix is another name for a porn star now huh? I want to take my 5 minutes of life back for reading this crap.
  • gladdudeos - October 23, 2013 10:04 p.m.

    How is final fantasy 7 having 2 bad names?' people these days!
  • TheMcFinder - October 23, 2013 11:59 a.m.

    you guys leave Sol Bad Guy and the Ace Attorney series alone!
  • dangerdunne - October 23, 2013 8:12 a.m.

    Bastila (KOTOR) -Sounds like a shit indie band and in fact I would wager any man that they could in fact find said band in about 10 minutes and think to themselves"This is a shit indie band".
  • rxb - October 23, 2013 4:57 a.m.

    I thought of Billain from one of the Final Fantasy games. It was meant to be villain but the 'v' was changed to 'b' because the Japanese don't use the letter 'v'.
  • FAT47ITY - October 22, 2013 10:42 p.m.

    You a few: - Zack Fair (Final Fantasy VII; Crisis Core yadda yadda) Square Enix needed to come up with a character who was the polar opposite of Cloud Strife. In this case, said character's name is an opposite of "strife" combined with the first jock/semi-douche name they could come up with. In other words, he could just as easily have been named "Chad Peace", which sounds even more semi-douchey. - Rouge (the bat) (Sonic the Hedgehog series) Quick, thing of a word that sounds fancy! Was it French? Was it "rouge"? Similar to how many "cool" teens tattoo random Japanese calligraphy onto themselves, Sega chose the first exotic-sounding word that came to mind and ran with it, paying no regards to the fact that Rouge is not, well, red. She could just as easily have been named "bird" or "vomit" or something, if it sounded fancy enough. - Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed series (up until IV)) (insert generic American name here) a (insert generic occupation here) from (insert name of famous U.S. city here) who's life got flip-turned upside-down after coming in contact with (insert name of evil organization/corporation here) - Shadow (the hedgehog) (Sonic the Hedgehog series) Quick, think of a word that sounds angsty!
  • BaraChat - October 22, 2013 9:47 p.m.

    I audibly laughed throughout this whole thing. Mind you, it's 00h46 and I'm quite tired, but I stil maintain this is genius stuff. I take off my hat to you sir, you have done a splendid job.
  • KidKatana - October 23, 2013 4:16 a.m.

  • BiscuitWheels - October 22, 2013 6:47 p.m.

    What? No Ashley Riot? Vagrant Story is one of my all time favorites, but the hero has one powerful stupid name.
  • BackwaterRifle - October 22, 2013 6:03 p.m.

    I am Master Chief
  • Verenitz - October 22, 2013 5:41 p.m.

    I'd pay Marcus, I'd pay.
  • daniel-reyes - October 22, 2013 2:54 p.m.

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha I love the one of Fox hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
  • Kyo - October 22, 2013 2:22 p.m.

    There is nothing wrong with Marcus Fenix's name dammit. I have never once thought "hey this sounds like a porn star name" even now, after reading you think that.. I still don't.

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