• Darkhawk - May 31, 2014 6:46 a.m.

    "Fat italian plumber fights dragon who kidnapped girlfriend." "The video game equivalent of JCVD's Bloodsport." "Anthropomorphised mammal runs really fast." "Anthropomorphised marsupial spins really fast." "Anthropomorphised Bear carries weird bird thing on back." "Anthropomorphised tofu kills zombies." ... need I go on?
  • Omrikon - March 23, 2014 11:51 p.m.

    Alright, let's here's some 10 word TL;DRs for Assassin's Creed: Relive your ancestors lives with videogames for the Illuminati's plot Super Mario: Italian plumber retrieves fungal princess from clutches of lizard tyrant Super Meat Boy: Sentient meat biped retrieves bandaged being from rather bitter fetus Burnout: Crash cars and revel in copious explosions, then race sometimes Shadow of the Colossus: Lonely prince kills huge monsters hoping to reanimate his love Earthbound: Psychic kid and friends save world from the ultimate evil
  • CitizenWolfie - March 23, 2014 3:21 p.m.

    I can't believe that MGS lore is so staggeringly bewildering that you were only able to cover the Big Boss aspect of the series. No way you're getting the three Snake clones in there as well for less than 10 words
  • dan-tourish - March 21, 2014 2:56 p.m.

    No Silent Hill?
  • anthony-zombo - September 9, 2014 2:53 p.m.

    Evil shit happens because Gods.
  • wedgie - March 18, 2014 4:35 p.m.

    I was really hoping that for MGS, it was just going to say "nanobots nanobots nanobots nanobots nanobots nanobots nanobots nanobots nanobots nanobots"
  • ObliqueZombie - March 18, 2014 10:25 a.m.

    Though not "complicated": Persona 4: Fight shadows, save people from themselves, hang out with friends.
  • GOD - March 18, 2014 1:36 a.m.

    Dark Souls II: Explore until killed, to learn how to kill. Trust nothing.
  • g1rldraco7 - March 17, 2014 5:08 p.m.

    You know there a story-line that has more plot-holes in it than Swiss Cheese and that is Bloody Roar. That fighting game series may have fell into obscurity, but it's story mode didn't make any damn sense and there is barely any explanation. I wish there was a Bloody Roar game though, but very doubtful since Konami has the company that made the Bloody Roar series and that is Hudson.
  • Vonter - March 17, 2014 4:58 p.m.

    Doom - Fight the forces of Hell in Mars. Dante's Inferno - Rescue wife from hell, kill Satan in Hell. Castlevania LoS - Kill Satan's minions, and kill Satan, then turn into a vampire and do the same thing again. Dead Space - Kill space aliens and destroy an alien crucifix. Shadows of the Damned - Save wife from hell while doing as much dick jokes as possible. Diablo - Hell if I know, I haven't played this series yet. :p
  • VenomVip7 - March 17, 2014 3:28 p.m.

    Actually, that's not what happened in the Witcher 2. King Foltest( The one who was assassinated) went to war with someone over his wife and children. Not people building an army of mutant's. Just...felt the need to point that our.
  • VenomVip7 - March 17, 2014 3:29 p.m.

    To point that out**
  • winner2 - March 17, 2014 4:03 p.m.

    Thanks, saved me the trouble of doing it. I was kind of confused at what the article said because I definitely don't remember any army of mutants in that game.
  • Murdoc7734 - March 17, 2014 8:48 p.m.

    First game is when the whole trying to make a mutant army thing tries to happened.
  • VenomVip7 - March 18, 2014 3:27 a.m.

    Was it? I haven't had the chance to play the first. He was talking specifically about the Witcher 2: Assassin's of Kings, though. Or at least thats how I understood it. And in that one there is no army of mutants.
  • Shigeruken - March 17, 2014 10:44 p.m.

    The entry also makes it sound like there was only one King at the time, and it should really mention the whole amnesia thing.
  • WilhelmIII - March 17, 2014 3:10 p.m.

    Not sure why I try to read this :)
  • Onyx26 - March 17, 2014 11:51 a.m.

    I clicked on this link just to make sure Kingdom Hearts was on the list. Yep.
  • GeneKaufman - March 17, 2014 10:58 a.m.

    Anyone here want to do the MYST games? As in the whole series, not just the first game, it surprises me how many people only know of the first game. While the games past RIven may not have been as good, they all still had really interesting stories(and honestly the first MYST game probably had the weakest story, maybe next End of Ages).
  • shawksta - March 17, 2014 10:20 a.m.

    Neat idea for an article.

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