• sadowolf - April 27, 2014 12:22 p.m.

    The chicken in Streets of Rage is on a plate, so it's not touching the ground. Looks legit to me.
  • Rongaryen - April 25, 2014 1:25 a.m.

    I hate games that have you running around an icy wasteland with no shirt on and shorts. You forgot to mention the fact that no one in video games has a wardrobe. They're always running around in the same clothes for weeks and months of game time.
  • toshcollier - May 18, 2014 12:23 p.m.

    Your comment makes no sense and apparrently you haven't played any new game for at least 10 years grand theft auto 4, 5 skyrim, oblivion, a ton of games you fight with swords allow you a big variety of clothes to change from
  • likalaruku - April 6, 2014 6:56 a.m.

    Bin rummaging drives me nuts; I really miss the days when you found random stuff by smashing every barrel & crate you crossed paths with. I really miss the smashing part.
  • Timstertimster - January 9, 2014 5:27 p.m.

    What about careening down a railroad track with a $500.000 sportscar you carjacked 4 mins earlier. 3 cop cars behind you with sirens blaring, and a helicopter tracking your every turn. Your copilot is hanging out the window perforating the pavement with a hand held submachine gun. Eventually you come near a bridge and just turn offload, floating in the air for 10 sec while the vehicle drops 45 feet below onto a parking lot. Unlike reality, you both survive and the car still keeps going as well.
  • GOD - January 8, 2014 10:45 p.m.

    Hmmmmm this seems oddly familiar.... like a dream I once had
  • Verenitz - January 8, 2014 5:50 p.m.

    Much truth. Such relate. Very problems. Wow.
  • Shayz - January 8, 2014 5:49 p.m.

    *Random guy in a green tunic runs into your house, breaks everything he can slashing his sword everywhere, finds a few nickels and a quarter, runs out* "Who the **** was that?" "Oh don't worry about him...he's supposed to be the hero or something."
  • g1rldraco7 - January 8, 2014 2:15 p.m.

    Dragon Age rewards you for doing these quests with either money, valuable weapons, armor and sometimes both. I understand though in real life these people would be locked up in the cuckoo's nest.
  • theguyinthecloset - January 8, 2014 1:58 p.m.

    If some stranger aproched me and wanted to give me something that wasn't food or a weapon, I would gladly accept it if it was something that interested me to possess or to give to a friend next chrismas. I might also be suspicious of an envelope... I'd ask someone else to open it, outside, in case it's anthrax.
  • Vonter - January 8, 2014 1:14 p.m.

    Collect random jewelry hoping it fits an antique statue to open a door. Also true and shameful, takee a photo of every person you meet take them to a carpenter and build your figurine collection, "not creepy at all."
  • pl4y4h - January 8, 2014 11:19 a.m.

    Binding of Isaac did a good job curbing slide 6 (and by good I mean "F*CKING BAD TRIP/HEALTH DOWN!)
  • Cyberninja - January 8, 2014 9:02 a.m.

    You forgot walking into houses uninvited and taking whatever you like
  • mikehoncho - January 8, 2014 9:41 a.m.

    That was kind of covered in rummaging through random bins
  • Sjoeki - January 8, 2014 8:53 a.m.

    You called the cops on me?! I had some random pills and tonics for you if kicked some goblin ass but I ended up at the police station getting yelled at by people who wanted to know where I got them. Thanks for a fun evening!
  • TanookiMan - January 8, 2014 7:49 a.m.

    I'm the worst about walking in the wrong direction in video games.
  • xKarnage - January 8, 2014 12:43 p.m.

    Indeed. I have to search every nook and cranny of a level just in case I miss something. It's a habit, really.
  • toshcollier - May 18, 2014 12:50 p.m.

    Bioshock infinite puts things in alot nooks and corners
  • watevermanimlost - January 8, 2014 7:35 a.m.

    Great article Andy!

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