The Top 7… bitchin' fireworks displays

7. Super Mario Bros.


Above: The coolest thing ever, circa 1985

While still round, the fireworks got a little snazzier when Super Mario All-Stars came to the SNES a few years later…

And returned once again, more explosively, when New Super Mario Bros. revived the franchise on DS:

And while they’re not quite the same, it wouldn’t be right to completely leave out the fireworks display at the end of Super Mario World, which was pretty much the height of videogame romance, circa 1991:


Above: It was also arguably the height of the romance between Mario and Peach, who since then seem to have settled into either a cartoonishly chaste friendship or a bizarre love triangle with an occasionally gigantic turtle-dragon with anger issues

After graduating from college in 2000 with a BA in journalism, I worked for five years as a copy editor, page designer and videogame-review columnist at a couple of mid-sized newspapers you've never heard of. My column eventually got me a freelancing gig with GMR magazine, which folded a few months later. I was hired on full-time by GamesRadar in late 2005, and have since been paid actual money to write silly articles about lovable blobs.