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What could be less threatening than a baby? Small little sacks of pudgy flesh that cry all night and defecate all day, they're about as scary as a spoonful of mashed potato on a swan's back.
Except in videogames, of course, where turtles and crabs make convincing enemies... often. Naturally, there hasn't been a shortage of game developers willing to turn the ordinarily harmless world of ankle-biting turd factories into a den of corruption and horror. Let's take a look at some of the most horrible sucklings in videogames, shall we?