SFX Welcomes New Editorial Assistant

Greetings from the new recruit..

Arriving via the birthing pods at Hillingdon Hospital in 1983, I was classified a humanoid male and immediately began my assimilation into Earth culture. Thanks to the short attention span of older relatives, I inherited an extensive collection of Star Wars toys and spent my formative years targeting imaginary womp rats and endlessly re-watching worn out VHS tapes of a trilogy that was to form the basis of my life philosophy (never take a risk on a malfunctioning escape pod).