The dramatic reenactment of...Batman: Arkham Origins' pitch

Origin stories have been all the rage with comic book heroes of late, with Batman, Superman, X-Men, and Spider-Man (just to name a few) taking part. But sometimes, just one origin story isn't enough. You need to tell the story several times. Consecutively.

There are a couple different ways you can here. One possibility: Tell the story with a slightly different spin, so that no one notices. Another? Redefine the word "origin." Take, for example, Batman: Arkham Origins...

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