Every so often we encounter a video that is so eye-wrenchingly horrendous that it sticks in our mind like an infected splinter. We're presenting this video to you not to piss you off or waste your time, but in hopes that you will spread the word and help prevent nostalgia-addled friends from going anywhere near this steaming turd. Tell them they'll be happier just watching the movie for the 451st time. Promise.
