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Homie Rollerz Strategy-Something Awful

Seriously, if you're going to make gameas bad as Rollerz, the internet needs to point it out. My only regret is that we didn't get to be the part of the internet to do it. For whatever reason, a strategy guide for a game so completely bereft of strategy, full of broken racing and sprinkled with racism, is really funny. I only wish there could have been more specific track and racer style analysis, rather than just a general overview of the game's strategy. I would really like to take a look at what the fastest Homie is tricking out his burrito-car with.

Then again, that would require the game to actually work.