By now, most of you are well aware of the impressive facial technology in LA Noire. Painstaking motion capture, a zillion points of articulation… all that. But as breathtaking as they are to see in action, those hyper-accurate expressions leave the characters in LA Noire susceptible to the same awkwardness that’s been ruining family photo albums since the inception of the camera. Observe:
Above: "This is how a boat sounds! PHBHBBBBBBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTTT"
Above: "*hic*"
Above: "Ooooo, I love this song!"
Above: Don't look at the Ark of the Covenant!
Above: "Hold it ma'am. LAPD, Bureau of Yelling at The Elderly!"
Above: "You're not my grandson!"
Above: "This guy, ova here!"
Above: "I wanna be in the movie!"
Above: "I'm not listening to this"
THE CONVERSATION
Above: "So..."
Above: "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Above: "C'mon..."
Above: "MYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Above: "C'MON!"
Above: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Above: "It's a living!"
Jun 29, 2011
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