If you're going to reveal a new Nintendo console (opens in new tab) with a character peeking out from behind a curtain, then obviously people are going to 'shop it. That's the internet. That's what it does. And we're all thinking it: Mario looks creepy.
Firstly, this one addresses one vital conflict:
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While this one deals with the inherent horror of knowing that somewhere, behind a curtain, a Mario is waiting...
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It's a childlike fear.
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That never gives up.
Heeeeeeeere's Mario... pic.twitter.com/W1tlOiXOKrOctober 20, 2016
But it could be a cute kind of creepy. Maybe.
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Or, more likely, just plain wrong.
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But, with a classical spin it is kind of classy.
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But, while we all recoil in horror, let's not forget that there other issues in the world right now.
This is what my Twitter looks like right now. #DebateNight #NintendoNX pic.twitter.com/aGCqGUQxwDOctober 20, 2016
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