The Adventures of Darwin review

Monkeys become men in the most ironically primitive evolution action game we've ever played

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The biggest problem is that there’s just nothing new or even especially well made here. There are only five levels, and although they’re quite large, they’re also plain, sparse and undecorated, with items randomly shotgunned around like marbles inside a chalk circle. It’s almost merciful that every camera view is too far away to give you a good look at your plainly rendered surroundings.

Eric Bratcher
Eric Bratcher
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