You can give the puppy a bone tattoo on the back of his head
Look at that pipe! That's actually part of character creation!
You can customize their freaking tails to be poofier
Every emote they do is cute, even pointing at nothing
Most weapons in the game are much larger than them
Their pudgy jump is TO DIE FOR
When they fall off of a ledge they splat on their tubby bellies
Their dance move is so cute it hurts
Seriously, that dance is hot as all get out
We don't even remember what this emote was but squeeeeeeee! How cute!
