There’s no need to be jealous of us for being at PAX. We’ve taken some moderately nice looking pictures and assembled them here to give you a 100% authentic PAX experience without ever leaving your desk!
Above: Wish you were here
I mean, minus the swag and without the hands-on time with games that aren’t even out yet. Oh, and there’s no bands like Metroid Metal or Anamanaguchi for you to see. Also these pics can’t accurately convey the live gaming tournaments, rooms lined with classic tabletop matches, the enormous sense of kindness and community… you know what? Bring your ass to PAX next year, dammit! You’ve never even thanked us for the privilege of allowing you to live vicariously through us anyway!
ahem… Please enjoy the PAXURES!
Above: This will be my first born's room
Above: Anxious players storm the Mortal Kombat castle
Above: Vanquish and MK, two of my favorite upcoming titles I had to get in the same shot
Above: Square's booth is Ikea as hell with tons of playable Final Fantasy XIV stations
Above: Ain't the saviours of humainty cute?
Above: This Metroid: Other M chalk drawing is almost coming together
Above: [Insert Back to the Future reference] [Internet Applause]
Above: Okay, the detailed rear has removed my cynicism