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Dead or Alive Paradise continues its valiant quest for erections this week by showcasing what the series does best: Volleyball!
Above:Dental School isn't going to pay for itself
Have you metChristie? Armed with only the body of a 24-year-old aerobics instructor and your grandmother’s haircut, Christie is here to… uhh… she’s going to… okay, does anybody know what Dead or Alive Paradise is about?
Above: If you'd like to know more about Dead or Alive Paradise, there is no reason to watch this video
Seriously, if you have any details on what exactly Dead or Alive Paradise has in store for PSP gamers on March 30th, could you please let us know in the comments below. We wish we could provide more insight, but apparently all the blood has been drained from our brains. For more free porn,click here.
Mar 12, 2010
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