Forget Halo - Horsez is the best game ever

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Rabid consumers line up to defend their paltry pet games

It doesn't end with horses and ponies, not by a long shot. Any animal that once ended with "S" shall now be branded with a "Z" and turned into a shoddy game. The people have spoken, and the verdict is baffling.

-Hamsterz Life-

EB Games says:

"Raise several breeds of hamsters and build fully customizable homes for them to grow up in. Teach them words like "good morning."

They say:

"I love it sooo much! i was so glad to get it on my birthday this year.... I crapped my panties, it was the best present i have recieved! If i were you I would get it for yourself!!!! My boyfriend was the one who actually got it for me on my B-day... u kno wat he got that night!!!! ; )" - Hannah Kipling

Has to be a joke. It just has to be.

Perhaps taking it a little too seriously?

"This looks so cool. I've never been allowed to have a pet hampster. So this will be great. In fact most kids who want a hampster can't have one." - cheatcodegirl

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