Dead or Alive Xtreme 2

To smooth things over, you've got to earn money in the casinos and use it to buy nice presents to try and make amends for past discrepancies. This is beyond ludicrous, of course. We can imagine Ayane now - "Hey, Helena, sorry about killing your mum and stuff, but here's a nice bikini with the word 'Fresh' written across the buttocks. Friends?"

But making-up will unlock a huge dollop of cut-scenes, featuring the two featured femmes canoodling up close and warmly reminiscing about that time they went and brutally punctured each other's kidneys in a fight to the bloody death.

Above: There will be one more character added before the game's launch. Who will it be?

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Alex Dale
Hello! I'm the former Deputy Editor of Official Xbox Magazine, and worked on mags such as NGamer, Xbox World and PC Zone, so I definitely have some idea of what is and what isn't a video game. Outside of gaming, my hobbies include birdwatching, canoeing, tennis, ice hockey and travel - particularly to far-flung parts of the world where nature still rules supreme.