Dead Island: Pack your budgie smugglers for a video tour of Banoi's hottest properties

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Never mind the corpses, it's just a stone's throw from the beach

Would you want to live on Dead Island? Sure it's overrun by infected tourists with an insatiable appetite for person pie and the place is littered with partially gobbled corpses and all the survivors are witless lazy fecks with terrible accidents and even worse crisis management skills. But if you can look beyond all of that it's a little slice of tropical paradise. A place in the sun. With the palm trees and the sand. Beautiful. Who wouldn't want to live in such a tres desirable location?

Sept 16, 2011

Matt Cundy
Matt Cundy
I don't have the energy to really hate anything properly. Most things I think are OK or inoffensively average. I do love quite a lot of stuff as well, though.