Where to buy a Wii U - How to get the system now that it's selling out

Sold out nationwide

New year, new fancy gadgets to spend an arm and a leg on. 2012 sees not only the launch of a new iPhone and the PlayStation Vita, but also the Wii U in what will be the official kickoff of the next generation of consoles. The combination of strong launch releases and the innovative touchscreen pad make November 18 a date to mark on your calendar.

Scour mom and pop shops, or less conventional stores

Forget about big retailers. Yes, check to see if they have anything just in case. But dont get discouraged when stores like Best Buy or GameStop reveal they dont have what youre looking for because overzealous folk called them the second preorders opened up.

Try for the video game stores that most people may not know about, or smaller retailers. Most cities have at least one independent store to check out, and launch day there will probably be a more intimate affair. Meaning: less people to cut in front of you in line, and ideally less competition for a system. Stores like Sears, Target, or Costco sell video game hardware too, and theyre worth scoping out.

Surviving the camp out

If youre set on buying a console at a retailer or store you dont have a preorder at, then you should feel ready to wait outside the store for at least a day. Two days if youre really serious about it. If youre feeling brave with the airs of dedication (and maybe just a little crazy), a handful of days could work.

Once youre set on that, you have to pack. You dont have to bring a tent or anything--a sleeping bag will do. Make sure to bring warm clothes, as the nights can get chilly outside. Try to get friends or family members to come by and hang out or deliver food to keep you going. You dont want to get out of line only to find out youve been kicked out. Take some entertainment with you, and some backup batteries or power sources just in case. Then again, dont be afraid to bring out some old fashioned amusement like books. Just dont overdo it: You dont need your entire rock collection with you. That can stay in the box under your bed, trust us.

Using science to conquer eBay

eBay proved to be a popular Wii shopping souk back in 2006, at least for those willing to pony up double the $250 consoles MSRP. Balking at the premium? May we suggest the power of science to raise some fast cash, with little (lasting?) cost to you? Generally not advisable unless you find yourself in demanding circumstances--which must have Wii U falls under--is giving your body to science for experiments to raise enough money for the insane prices on eBay auctions. Were talking like maybe thousands of dollars here.

Theres a number of things you can do here, depending on how badly you want the Wii U. First theres selling your blood. You may also be able to sell your sperm or eggs depending on whether you meet specific criteria, but I dont think can do a quickscope is one of them, FYI. Your local university may also conduct a variety of experiments that would scare anyone that isnt hungry for a Wii U. You can put that third arm you grew after ingesting those experimental pills to good use when playing games online, Im sure.

Craigslist to the rescue

Use Craigslist, its handy. You can sell things there, find odd jobs to raise absurd amounts of money quickly and you can find folks who are reselling their system on day 1. Maybe youre interested in raising those thousands of dollars for an eBay auction, but you dont want to sell your body to science. Thats fine. Its still possible to raise a lot of money in a short period of time if youre cunning.

Scour Craigslists ETC and gigs sections for a bevy of one-time jobs which will help you afford that ridiculously priced Wii U. Make sure that youre not falling for a scam though--sometimes, things that sound too good to be true are. Then again, sometimes you luck out and get jobs like make a phone call for me. Craigslist is also a good place to look for systems instead of retailers. Finally, Craigslist can be used to sell off unneeded items, like your old Wii or perhaps other junk lying around, like an older camera or television. Just know that sometimes, there can be some serious creepers on the site. Stay safe!

Barter like it's 1229 BC

This might sound a little kooky, but you may have no other options: Try bartering your way to a Wii U. On the whole weve transformed into a society that doesnt use the archaic exchange system anymore, but some people are still open to bartering,

A couple of years back there was a man who traded a paperclip all the way up to a house. If he could get a house, you can get a Wii U by bartering. He made sure that he got something a little better every time he traded with someone else: a paperclip became a pen, which became a doorknob, that then became a camping stove--and so on. This took him a whole year to work up to a house, so I think its possible youll be able to do it in less time with some smarts.

Wait it out

If all else fails, wait. Patience is a virtue, yes, but it can also be a reward. Having a little patience might mean that you get a Wii U at a sale somewhere, or give you enough time to raise the money to buy it for a higher price. Its OK to not have something on day one, really. This industry primes you to want the latest and greatest thing, and thats not always in your interest. Its worth taking into perspective that you are a rational human being with willpower who can ignore the hype and buzz if you need to.

Wii're tapped out, U?

So, what do you think? What would you be willing to do to get a Wii U? Perhaps youve devised some schemes of your own. Make sure to share them in the comments and help some fellow gamers out. Times of desperation, like sold out Wii U preorders, call for solidarity and teamwork. Here is your chance to offer some support. Who knows, maybe youll find a method you hadnt thought of. Or maybe youll find some silly ideas that make your plans sound that much more feasible.