26 jobs that Mario is inexplicably qualified for By David Houghton Feature Mario might not be a plumber anymore, but to have this many incongruous occupations over the course of one career? He's either an eclectic genius or a very dangerous scam artist indeed.
Gaming's most overly elaborate evil schemes By Dave Meikleham Cat-strokingly good plans for wickedness
The mysterious biology of video game bad guys explained By David Houghton Walking fungus? Sentient hands? What are they, really?
RadarPlays - Miss World '96 Nude By Lucas Sullivan Spiders, naked women, and HR violations. Just another episode of RadarPlays Freaky...
The strangest things to fall from the sky in video games By Justin Towell Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's... WTF?
Stealer trailer is so damn beautiful you won't care if the game never materialises. Which it might not By David Houghton Whatever this thing is, we want more of it ASAP
PS Vita is like a woman with 4 breasts, according to this French advertisement. Wait... WHAT? By Justin Towell It can't be real... can it?
Monster Hunter movie "currently in planning", says the man behind the Resident Evil and Dead or Alive films. Yay? By David Houghton Gratuitous bullet-time coming to Capcom's cerebral beast-slaying franchise?
Forget the GTA IV realism mod. A base-jumping, stunt-biking elephant is what you really need By David Houghton Nelly the elephant packed her Glock and blew away the rest of the jungle...
Sony's Kevin Butler appears to have fallen on hard times, jumps ship to moonlight in a Nintendo Wii advert By David Houghton Long-standing PlayStation ad actor turns up working for the competition
Uh-oh. Downloading New Super Mario Bros 2 from the 3DS UK eShop is 30% more expensive than buying a physical copy online By David Houghton This is not the brave new world of digital retail we wanted
Why the notion that games need photoreal graphics to tell better stories is backward nonsense, whatever 2K's boss says By David Houghton Apparently we only have lots of shooters because graphics aren't good enough for anything else
Facepalm photo of the day: HMV drops another fail-bomb in the games aisle, advertises non-existent console By David Houghton Again, HMV? Really?
You are not ready for Microsoft's penis-joking, drug referencing, old-school rave tribute to software developers By David Houghton No really, you are not
Halo's United Nations Space Command is NOT involved in Syrian conflict after all, BBC confirms By Matt Cundy We didn't really think Space Command was involved, but it's still good to know all the same...
Japanese bureaucrat arrested for taking up-skirt photos. Blames gaming. Wins cliche of the year award By David Houghton Leave no cliché unturned!
Nintendo in digitally-distributed erotica scandal (kind of). Explicit (pixelly) lady parts found in '90s Kirby game By David Houghton How the hell did this get past QA?
Beyond Good & Evil 2 screenshot contains 26 references to fish. See them all here By Matt Cundy Extreme analysis of alleged in-engine Beyond Good & Evil 2 screenshot reveals all signs point to fish and seafood...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2: How will THIS logic-defying plot point be explained? By Matt Cundy We thought being exploded point-blank by five grenades would almost certainly leave Sergeant Frank Woods in a terminal state of being dead. But we were wrong. Silly us...
This unashamedly pervy Lollipop Chainsaw Achievement is one of the easiest you'll ever earn By Matt Cundy Lollipop Chainsaw demonstrates an almost telepathic understanding of its target audience...
