Call of Duty: Black Ops' Achievements/Trophies reward you for murdering monkeys and Fidel Castro

Who hasn't casually dreamt of taking out one of history's most infamous, stogie-smoking dictators with a high-powered bowgun? Well, lucky for all you only semi sociopathic dreamers, Call of Duty: Black Ops will not only let you kill the hell out of Fidel Castro, but will also reward you with an Achievement/Trophy for taking out the crooked Cuban with a single round.

Above: Yeah, we'd be pretty pissed too if there was a game out there that rewarded folk for killing us

If you do manage to go all one shot (God, I love the Deer Hunter) on Castro’s ass, you’ll be given the Death to Dictators Achievement/Trophy and will unlock 15 Gamer Points/a bronze Sony-sponsored pot, depending on whether you’re playing on 360 or PS3.

Above: Hopefully Fidel will follow Hitler's mech-inspired lead from Wolfenstein

Seemingly channelling the poultry-slaughtering reward from Modern Warfare 2, the game will also reward folk who like to shoot helpless critters. In the firing line this time is the poor monkey. The aptly named ‘I hate monkeys’ challenge will again, give you 15 points/a Bronze trophy, for taking out seven of the furry ass-scratchers in under ten seconds.

Above: Won’t somebody think of the fat-ass monkeys!?

Interestingly, one of the awards is called ‘Some wounds never heal’, which is doled out for escaping the past. Now to us, this sounds like we could well have a flashback mission on our hands in Black Ops. Please be as good as Ghillies in the Mist. Please be as good as Ghillies in the Mist. Please be as good…

Above: Captain Price looking seriously sexy sporting sniper chic

For a full list of all of Call of Duty: Black Ops’ Achievements/Trophies, keep scrolling down this page with your eyes at least partially open.

• Sacrifice -- Ensure your squad escapes safely from Cuba -- 10 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Death to Dictators -- Use a single round to bring down Castro -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Vehicular Slaughter -- Destroy all enemies on vehicles during the prison break -- 25 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• Give me liberty, or give me death -- Escape Vorkuta -- 10 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Slingshot Kid -- Destroy all slingshot targets in 3 attempts -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• VIP -- Receive orders from Lancer -- 10 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• A safer place -- Sabatoge the Soviet space program -- 10 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Tough Economy -- Use no more than 6 TOW guided missiles to destroy the tanks in the defense of Khe Sanh -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Looks don't count -- Break the seige in the battle of Khe Sanh -- 10 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• SOG Rules -- Retrieve the dossier and the defector from Hue City -- 10 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Raining Pain -- Rack up a bodycount of 20 NVA using air support in Hue City -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• The Dragon Within -- Kill 10 NVA with Dragon's Breath rounds -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Heavy Hand -- Use the Grim Reaper to destroy the MG emplacement -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Up close and personal -- Silently take out 3 VC -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Double Trouble -- Use only dual wield weapons to escape Kowloon -- 10 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Broken English -- Escape Kowloon -- 10 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Lord Nelson -- Destroy all targets and structures while making your way up the river -- 25 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• Never get off the boat -- Find the Soviet connection in Laos -- 10 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Pathfinder -- Guide the squad through the Soviet outpost without them getting killed -- 5 Points (Xbox 360)0 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• Mr. Black OP -- Enter the Soviet relay station undetected -- 5 Points (Xbox 360)0 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• With extreme prejudice -- Get to the POW compound in the Hind using only rockets -- 25 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• Russian bar-b-q -- Incinerate 10 enemies with the flamethrower attachment in the POW compound -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Light Foot -- Escape the ship with 2:15 left on the timer in Veteran. -- 30 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• Some wounds never heal -- Escape the past -- 10 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• I hate monkeys -- Kill 7 monkeys in under 10 seconds in the Rebirth labs -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• No Leaks -- Make it through the NOVA 6 gas without dying on Rebirth Island -- 5 Points (Xbox 360)0 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• Clarity -- Crack the code -- 10 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Double Whammy -- Destroy both helicopters with one TOW guided missile from the deck of the ship -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• BLACK OP MASTER -- Complete the campaign on Hardened or Veteran difficulty -- 10 Points (Xbox 360)0, Gold Trophy (PS3)
• Stand Down -- Complete the campaign on any difficulty -- 35 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• Frag Master -- Kill 5 enemies with a single frag grenade -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Sally Likes Blood -- Demonstrate killer economic sensibilities by taking down 3 enemies with a single bullet -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Unconventional Warfare -- Use the explosive bolts to kill 30 enemies -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
  Down and Dirty -- Complete "SOG" and "The Defector" on Veteran difficulty -- 25 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• It's your funeral -- Complete "Numbers," "Project Nova" and "Victor Charlie" on Veteran difficulty -- 25 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• Cold Warrior -- Complete "Operation 40", "Vorkuta", and "Executive Order" on Veteran difficulty -- 25 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• Not Today -- Complete "Crash Site," "WMD" and "Payback" on Veteran difficulty -- 25 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• Burn Notice -- Complete "Rebirth" and "Redemption" on Veteran difficulty -- 25 Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
• Closer Analysis -- Find all the hidden intel -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Matinee -- Watch a film or clip with a friend -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Gamblin' Fool -- Finish 5 Wager Matches "in the money" -- 20 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• You can do it -- Reach rank 10 in Basic Training -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• The Collector -- In Zombie mode, buy every weapon off the walls in a single game -- 20 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• CLASSIFIED -- CLASSIFIED -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Hands Off the Merchandise -- Kill the Pentagon thief before it can steal your load-out -- 20 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Sacrificial Lamb -- Kill 6 zombies after getting shot by a Pack-a-Punched Crossbow bolt -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• "Insert Coin" -- Access the terminal and battle the forces of the Cosmic Silverback in Dead Ops Arcade -- 10 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• Easy Rhino -- In Dead Ops Arcade, use a Speed Boost to blast through 20 or more enemies at one time -- 5 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• CLASSIFIED -- CLASSIFIED -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
• CLASSIFIED -- CLASSIFIED -- 15 Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)

Source: Softpedia

Oct 1, 2010