We've had enough of game heroes who shamelessly pander to the mythical Hollywood ideal. We've had enough of bigger characters only ever being allowed on-screen as comic relief. And happily, we came to this conclusion just as Matt discovered an amazingly childish but endlessly funny iPhone App calledFatBooth,which instantlybulks upany photo you choose to feed into it. Three guesses what we did.
Yes. And we did it 18 times.
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