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  • winner2 - April 26, 2014 5:23 p.m.

    The tali one really puts things in perspective lol
  • GoldenEagle1476 - April 24, 2014 2:59 p.m.

    Ass effect. I did the same and stick to it.
  • g1rldraco7 - April 24, 2014 12:29 p.m.

    " I caused the kingdom to be overthrown and taken over by an evil green man because I took a 7 year nap. It helped get through the dungeons." Link
  • Swedish_Chef - April 24, 2014 11:08 a.m.

    Okay that Soul Calibur one at the end killed me.
  • shawksta - April 24, 2014 10:20 a.m.

    "I MAY have overreacted" Heihachi is the biggest jackass in video game history who literally has no regrets for anything he does. Poor Luigi, though dont forget you go to his subconcious in Dream Team, the poor guy's only secret is his fear of Mario leaving him behind. "Joe poscale" Okay that got me good XD
  • universaltofu - April 24, 2014 9:44 a.m.

    I said it as a qotw answer and I think it has merit, Mario's secret is that he's impotent, it drives every one of his actions in all of his games, from his use of mega mushrooms to his competitive nature.
  • Trollkitten - April 24, 2014 8:41 a.m.

    Here's an idea: "I blamed Flareon for my own ineptitude at coordinating my movements with a million other people, so we released her. And she just wrote back saying how glad she was to be rid of us."
  • J-Fid - April 24, 2014 3:19 p.m.

    Lol, good one.
  • Trollkitten - April 24, 2014 3:23 p.m.

    I hate how the Helixists blame Flareon for everything. I also hate how EVERYONE blames Bill for everything!
  • J-Fid - April 24, 2014 3:47 p.m.

    I actually like the Bill one. Every story needs a good villain, and the lore seems to paint Bill in that sense. I mean, normally the last thing you'd think is that Bill is an evil mastermind.
  • Trollkitten - April 24, 2014 8:39 a.m.

    "I throw my least favorite Pokemon into the ocean." That's James from Team Rocket, right? Well, he should have followed it up with, "Then it evolved and kicked my butt. And it didn't even have legs." Gyarados FTW.
  • Trollkitten - April 24, 2014 8:35 a.m.

    "I sleep in the car on Fridays nights so my cat thinks I have a social life." If your cat is anything like my brother's cat, it's probably jealous. My brother won't even go on a one-day vacation anymore because his cat is so possessive of him. I wouldn't think a cat would care if you had a social life or not, because that would just distract you from being its servant... and I only say "it" because I don't know the gender -- they're furbabies, not objects, except for being the objects of our affections!
  • qualopec_1 - April 24, 2014 8:30 a.m.

    I always sided with the Geth when it came down to make that decision.
  • TheGreyWizard - April 24, 2014 6:36 a.m.

    The Metal Gear Solid ones are awesome!
  • Cyberninja - April 24, 2014 5:46 a.m.

    Man I hope that person's least favorite pokemon are at least water types

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