Top 10 sexy sexy game gurus!

Thought the guys behind the games were all butt ugly? Check GR's stable of binary beefcake!

Words: on February 15, 2008

Whoever said guys that make games have to be acne splattered, overweight, sexual grotesques? Not GR that's for sure. We've assembled a splendid showroom of digital dude, which guys and girls alike will appreciate.

Learn from their sartorial style, ponder the minds behind the men, or simply develop a warm feeling in a private place.

Come with us as we celebrate the kind of men formed on that rare occasion when God-like physical perfection meets a PHD level understanding of vertex shaders.

10 - Richard Garriott AKA Lord British AKA General British

Hold tight girls. The gaming powerhouse behind the Ultima series and Tabula Rasa is all about the beard. Fear the confidence behind those eyes. It's a look that says, "ladies in the market for guy with a chinfull of hair, a worrying amount of cheap jewelry and an arson conviction had better watch out."

Witness the persistent adherence to the Robin of Sherwood look; neatly clipped encirclement of downy fleece around the mouth, teamed with neck-length locks and a basin fringe. This is a man comfortable mixing proprietary software and a bottle of Pantene Pro-V.

Drink in this youthful, more avant-garde Garriott. Already busting an admirable hair-bonnet and the tender wisp of a tash, but what's this… he's accessorizing the look with suede gauntlets and a toy crossbow. Robust!

Arguably a misstep for the whiskery wizard. He's chosen to obscure his trademark helmet of hair with an actual helmet. The metal gloves also suggest an unfortunate leaning towards form over function. They can't be easy to type in.

Back on track with this highly charged, album-cover-worthy look. The blade. The shadow. What sights has this man seen? What adventures has he and that moustache survived? We can but guess, and only the luckiest of damsels will ever truly know.

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  • Tenfey

    Tenfey  - 1 year, 8 months ago  - Report

    They are very handsome!
  • Rayce185

    Rayce185  - 1 year, 12 months ago  - Report

    Where's Ferrari driver John Carmack?!
  • Hellwolf

    Hellwolf  - 2 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    OK!! then =)
  • Franjman

    Franjman  - 2 years, 3 months ago  - Report

    bugmenot i wanna make your giney tickle
  • bugmenot

    bugmenot  - 2 years, 3 months ago  - Report

    John Romero makes my giney tickle.
  • Kipper

    Kipper  - 2 years, 3 months ago  - Report

    Funniest. Article. Ever.

    Really, this was great surprise. I was expecting the usual bikini-clad girls but this was really funny.
    And respect to Big Al King for making a GR account and posting his appreciation.
  • Coolbeans69

    Coolbeans69  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    Ahhhh! God!!!!!!! Dudes!!!! Help!!!! Where are the Chicks????!!!!
  • Nitemarish

    Nitemarish  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    Wow! Bill Gates is a sexy bitch!
  • BigAl65

    BigAl65  - 2 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    My girlfriend just discovered this and it made me laugh a lot. Many thanks to GR for a witty feature and all the comments. I imagine I have slipped out of the Top 10 by now!
  • POWERFULLWART

    POWERFULLWART  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    that 1st pic is the best ...the fire in the back ground means he is a bad ass ....just like Kenny Powers
  • Savannah1994

    Savannah1994  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    yep your right snowgirl411 , except for them being so...ugly..... XD
  • ConesAreKool

    ConesAreKool  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    Eww... I wanted to see a sexy girl, not guy...
  • Ten123

    Ten123  - 3 years ago  - Report

    Where are the Chicks !!!!!!!!!!
  • Rhonda

    Rhonda  - 3 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    Don't worry Coolbeans69, hot chicks are out there rocking the gaming world. I work hard creating art for games every day and I don't have any horrible deformities.
  • Bigmike678

    Bigmike678  - 2 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    SnowGirl411 your a girl so you like the guys but us guys dont like the guys unless your you know um........(curved)
  • sonotagamer

    sonotagamer  - 2 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    I have to say Wow! and I mean that in every possible way!
  • zoo1234

    zoo1234  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    no girls wtf
  • SnowGirl411

    SnowGirl411  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    What's wrong with it being about guys? I don't see anything wrong with it.
  • Twoodworth2014

    Twoodworth2014  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE FLIP GUYS GUYS NO GIRLS GUYS
  • POWERFULLWART

    POWERFULLWART  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    that is some funny shit
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