Top 10 sexy sexy game gurus!

Whoever said guys that make games have to be acne splattered, overweight, sexual grotesques? Not GR that's for sure. We've assembled a splendid showroom of digital dude, which guys and girls alike will appreciate.

Learn from their sartorial style, ponder the minds behind the men, or simply develop a warm feeling in a private place.

Come with us as we celebrate the kind of men formed on that rare occasion when God-like physical perfection meets a PHD level understanding of vertex shaders.

10 - Richard Garriott AKA Lord British AKA General British

Hold tight girls. The gaming powerhouse behind the Ultima series and Tabula Rasa is all about the beard. Fear the confidence behind those eyes. It's a look that says, "ladies in the market for guy with a chinfull of hair, a worrying amount of cheap jewelry and an arson conviction had better watch out."

Witness the persistent adherence to the Robin of Sherwood look; neatly clipped encirclement of downy fleece around the mouth, teamed with neck-length locks and a basin fringe. This is a man comfortable mixing proprietary software and a bottle of Pantene Pro-V.

Drink in this youthful, more avant-garde Garriott. Already busting an admirable hair-bonnet and the tender wisp of a tash, but what's this… he's accessorizing the look with suede gauntlets and a toy crossbow. Robust!

Arguably a misstep for the whiskery wizard. He's chosen to obscure his trademark helmet of hair with an actual helmet. The metal gloves also suggest an unfortunate leaning towards form over function. They can't be easy to type in.

Back on track with this highly charged, album-cover-worthy look. The blade. The shadow. What sights has this man seen? What adventures has he and that moustache survived? We can but guess, and only the luckiest of damsels will ever truly know.


Sexy sexy


  • Tenfey - May 27, 2010 3:12 a.m.

    They are very handsome!
  • Rayce185 - February 11, 2010 8:57 p.m.

    Where's Ferrari driver John Carmack?!
  • Hellwolf - December 1, 2009 6:12 a.m.

    OK!! then =)
  • Franjman - October 30, 2009 8:53 p.m.

    bugmenot i wanna make your giney tickle
  • bugmenot - October 25, 2009 2:13 a.m.

    John Romero makes my giney tickle.
  • Kipper - October 15, 2009 12:44 p.m.

    Funniest. Article. Ever. Really, this was great surprise. I was expecting the usual bikini-clad girls but this was really funny. And respect to Big Al King for making a GR account and posting his appreciation.
  • Coolbeans69 - December 9, 2008 2:32 a.m.

    Ahhhh! God!!!!!!! Dudes!!!! Help!!!! Where are the Chicks????!!!!
  • Nitemarish - September 10, 2008 8:37 p.m.

    Wow! Bill Gates is a sexy bitch!
  • BigAl65 - September 9, 2009 11:07 a.m.

    My girlfriend just discovered this and it made me laugh a lot. Many thanks to GR for a witty feature and all the comments. I imagine I have slipped out of the Top 10 by now!
  • POWERFULLWART - July 17, 2009 11:10 p.m.

    that 1st pic is the best ...the fire in the back ground means he is a bad ass ....just like Kenny Powers
  • Savannah1994 - July 10, 2009 5:37 p.m.

    yep your right snowgirl411 , except for them being so...ugly..... XD
  • ConesAreKool - May 8, 2009 5:14 p.m.

    Eww... I wanted to see a sexy girl, not guy...
  • Ten123 - January 29, 2009 10:47 p.m.

    Where are the Chicks !!!!!!!!!!
  • Rhonda - December 31, 2008 8:35 p.m.

    Don't worry Coolbeans69, hot chicks are out there rocking the gaming world. I work hard creating art for games every day and I don't have any horrible deformities.
  • Bigmike678 - September 10, 2009 7:14 a.m.

    SnowGirl411 your a girl so you like the guys but us guys dont like the guys unless your you know um........(curved)
  • sonotagamer - September 5, 2009 2:04 p.m.

    I have to say Wow! and I mean that in every possible way!
  • zoo1234 - July 28, 2009 7:58 p.m.

    no girls wtf
  • SnowGirl411 - July 8, 2009 4 a.m.

    What's wrong with it being about guys? I don't see anything wrong with it.
  • Twoodworth2014 - July 2, 2009 9:12 p.m.

    uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE FLIP GUYS GUYS NO GIRLS GUYS
  • POWERFULLWART - June 30, 2009 11:44 p.m.

    that is some funny shit

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