Ready are you? What know you of ready? For 800 years have I saved money. My own counsel will I keep on what is to be spent. A bargain must have the deepest saving, the most serious price. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was spending. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Bargain hunter craves not these things. Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the SFX Friday Bargains Round-Up, and a powerful ally it is.