• doitforthewin24 - February 13, 2014 7:09 p.m.

    Are those bubbles or are you just excited to see me?
  • SimsBoss - June 5, 2012 6:53 p.m.

    Man: Aah... Another Saturday soak... Woman: *Looks at him...* Man: *Closes eyes... then abruptly opens them, now wide-eyed.* Uh... it's not what it looks like... Woman: Honey I know you've been in here. It's been four weeks... Exactly! Man: I know, I know... My skins starting to deteriorate, I should probably get out... Woman: Ugh, thank you god! I finally get my turn!
  • Tigeress73 - May 16, 2012 9:33 a.m.

    Man: *thinks he's alone* .. (fart noise) Fffrrrraaaapppptt!! "Haha" Woman: Really Honey?? Man: What? I like bubbles too.. Woman: Ugh! I shoulda listened to my Mother! *sigh*
  • josh-stanley - April 20, 2012 11:50 a.m.

    man: Mmmmm this is the life Woman: I thought we did'nt have any bubble bath left Man: We didnt us men make our own love ;) Woman: So do we ;)
  • jordan-syklone-patterson - February 26, 2012 8:22 a.m.

    Woman: Okay now this is just ridiculous! I'M the female here Man:So? What's that have to do with anything? Woman:It means I'M the one who's suppose to take forver in the bathroom soaking in a tub, not you! Man: Well we men have needs to hun. Woman: Not when your needs are interupting MY needs! Man:......Women.....
  • casXey - February 17, 2012 8:56 a.m.

    Woman: Why is it that your fun goes up and your bladder goes down whenever you take a bubble bath?
  • travis-lee-mcgovern - February 17, 2012 3:40 a.m.

    Typical men...
  • marty-nance - February 16, 2012 8:55 p.m.

    "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK . . ."
  • codzprc - February 16, 2012 7:54 p.m.

    "Oh go ahead already, I promise not to watch."
  • Puckersbabe - February 16, 2012 7:08 p.m.

    Man: "Splish spalsh, I was taking a bath, long about a Saturday night, yeah. Rub a dub, just a relaxin' in the tub, thinking everything was alright... Oh, em, hello Dear!" Woman: (sigh)
  • MissTabitha - February 16, 2012 11:20 a.m.

    Woman: If you have time to bathe until tranquil, then why can't you repair the kitchen sink? Man: Hush, you're ruining my Moodlet.
  • wayneg561 - February 16, 2012 1:49 a.m.

    Woman: What the hell? Man: Oh hey honey was this jasmine scented bubble bath for you?
  • Lacey Mahler - February 16, 2012 12:38 a.m.

    Woman: ”We don't need a jacuzzi tub,” you said, ”it's not worth the money.” What do you think now? Man: Shh. You're ”I told you so” attitude is ruining my moment of relaxation.
  • ImHackinBored - February 16, 2012 12:28 a.m.

    Woman: Sal de muchen, frazzenrah!, Atohteh! Man: (sigh)... Frabbit. Woman: Araganda! Man: Ooo shanga day.
  • KingOfCarts24/7 - February 15, 2012 7:12 p.m.

    Woman: The water isn't running... how the hell is he doing that?! Man: Damn Chipotle
  • howru - February 15, 2012 6:01 p.m.

    woman:i was getting the bath ready for me man: what honey i couldnt hear you over the sound of popping BUBBLES!!! woman:(sighs)
  • jadamsclassic - February 15, 2012 5:13 p.m.

    Woman: "Did I walk into a Powerpuff Girl room? There's Bubbles, Blossom is in the picture frame. Where's Buttercup? Oh... he's taking a bath."
  • courtney-lynn-stauber - February 15, 2012 4:56 p.m.

    What men really want to do, unfortently for this guy, hes caught!
  • harmonyjane - February 15, 2012 4:49 p.m.

    "Just for women, huh?"
  • zitamientje - February 15, 2012 4:31 p.m.

    What is the neighbour doing in my bathtub??

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