This sexy Mario statue is NSFW and definitely UNOFFICIAL... but we can't help but laugh

Nintendo would obviously never approve a statue like this, but that doesn't mean it can't exist anyway. We feel bad for Dr Mario that someone should capture the exact moment his gaze wanders from the task at hand, which is obviously examining Toad for an acute case of cuteness. But we're glad they did - his expression is priceless.

Above: That's a reflex hammer he's holding, by the way. For tapping knees. Uh-huh...

It's the work of KodyKoala, an artist who makes and sells figurines based on videogames, mainly from the world of Nintendo. This piece is a one-off and not for sale, but is actually available to win. Mr Koala is offering the statue to whoever can come up with the best idea for another custom figurine. If you're interested, you can find out more on his site, where you'll also find pictures of his other works, including this one which we think is pretty damn cool.

Above: Ooh, the tension! Better make your mind up quick, Mario...

Reminiscent of our Video game characters zombified feature, no?


Mario Nintendo


  • pr0tostar - January 30, 2012 11:51 a.m.

    If videogames are art, rule 34 is Renaissance.
  • chriszewski - January 30, 2012 4:12 p.m.

  • PhantomDave - January 30, 2012 11 a.m.

    "For tapping knees. Uh-huh..." More like tapping that ass...
  • CitizenWolfie - January 30, 2012 10:23 a.m.

    Strange how they went for the "Doctor Mario" scenario considering Mario's day job, A PLUMBER, is more suitable for a blue movie. *ding-dong* "It'sa me, Mario. Somebody a call for a plumber?" *Peach opens the door* "Mama mia! I can'ta waita to filla your pipesa..."
  • GameManiac - January 30, 2012 10:21 a.m.

    Mario's no gynecologist, but he'll take a look anyway.
  • sirdilznik - January 30, 2012 10:14 a.m.

    I don't know about NSFW (that's fairly tame), but that is a pretty awesome statue, both of them actually.
  • talleyXIV - February 4, 2012 8:55 a.m.

    Well it is still a nice warning I guess. Imagine your boss walking in on you looking at that picture, he wouldn't be mad but he might think you jack off to pictures of Princess Peach.
  • jackthemenace - January 30, 2012 8:35 a.m.

    ... That's what classes as NSFW at GR? I swear to god I've heard worse on your podcast XD
  • ultimatepunchrod - January 30, 2012 8:09 a.m.

    I have to say I like the zombie one more than the Dr. one, but both are pretty awesome.
  • Y2Ken - January 30, 2012 5:42 a.m.

    These are both incredible. Fantastic craftsmanship there.
  • AuthorityFigure - January 30, 2012 3:29 a.m.

    And they say video games are trash!?

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