• GlobalNightmare - May 5, 2013 4:40 a.m.

    "You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee." "I look that much like your fiancee?"
  • LordzOfChaos - May 3, 2013 10:31 p.m.

    Whenever you hide from the military in Prototype: "Where is he? No F**king idea."
  • NullG7 - May 3, 2013 5:17 a.m.

    In all fairness both the Soldier from TF2 and the psycho from the Borderlands series have crazier taunts. "I'm gonna wear your face! LIKE A CONDOM!" (Psycho from BL1)
  • Shadow Of Death - May 3, 2013 5:02 a.m.

    Needs moar from BL2 IMO. If they took that many from Conviction, why not moar from BL1/BL2? There are tons of funny quotes from bandits/enemies, especially dying ones in the game. Ranges from the twisted to the WTF? Goliath "Time to make Face Gravy!" Bandit: "I'm... gonna choke and stroke your lifeless body!" Bandit: "Pluto's not a planet!"
  • TheDudeFromNowhere - May 2, 2013 10:58 a.m.

    "This is a prison, and we're the guys in the shower" or "Look into my eyes when I stare at you" or "YOLO" - Psychos from Borderlands 2. Dem crazy folks are so funny.
  • FAT47ITY - May 2, 2013 6:09 a.m.

    "Why fight so hard?" -Goliath, Borderlands 2
  • Jonamon23 - May 2, 2013 5:32 a.m.

    In Conviction, every time I shot a light or did something near a guard, they would shout, "SHIT!". For some reason, this audio was always significantly louder than everything else. When guards were near each other, they would all shout, "SHIT!" in unison.
  • Pruman - May 2, 2013 2:15 a.m.

    Pretty much anything said by the fake human bombs in Marathon 2, but especially "FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!"
  • Swedish_Chef - May 1, 2013 9:18 p.m.

    Everything said by characters in Halo games with the "I Could Have Been Your Daddy" Skull on. EVERYTHING!
  • Sensationo - May 1, 2013 8:51 p.m.

    Wasn't Die the name of the island you were on in X-Men, I know it is pretty stupid but still. I think Nothing Moves the Blob was much funnier, because 2 seconds later he is on the floor. Also SSF4AE Yun "Can't stand up to my kung fu." ..... he even sounds effeminate when he says it.
  • awesomesauce - May 1, 2013 8:45 p.m.

    BAMBI! (MW2)
  • brickman409 - May 1, 2013 7:17 p.m.

    "That's why you're still a kid!" (onslaught)
  • awesomesauce - May 1, 2013 8:44 p.m.

    perfect. made my day
  • winner2 - May 1, 2013 7:03 p.m.

    I busted out laughing at the mortal kombat one, I never played it so I went "this can't be real"
  • EAC73 - May 1, 2013 5:51 p.m.

    Elder Scrolls 4 and 5, I fought mud crabs stronger than you.
  • JamesRadar - May 1, 2013 4:25 p.m.

    this article can just be borderlands 2 barks and still not cover all the great things they say
  • shawksta - May 1, 2013 2:21 p.m.

    I love the amount you pulled in from Conviction XD
  • Mateus7 - May 1, 2013 2:15 p.m.

    "NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE!" -99% of Skyrim Enemies
  • Mafu - May 1, 2013 2 p.m.

    Posts like this is why I love Games Radar so much.
  • midgar777 - May 1, 2013 1:55 p.m.

    There was that bit in Perfect Dark on the N64 where you infiltrate that underground bunker with Elvis the alien. There was a corridor with two guards stood next to each other and when you sniped one of them the other guy had some great lines: [after his friend gets shot] I never liked him anyway. [after his friend gets shot] NOOOOOOOO he was my best friend! There were a few more golden ones but my memory fails me :/

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