There were warnings, but we didn't heed them. While we blithely went about our days, the threat silently grew. On Sunday, April 22nd, out worst fears will be realized - another outbreak of Pokebola, the free-time liquefying Pokemon fever. This year's strains, Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, are the most virulent yet, with improved communicability and seductive new mutations.
Are you at risk? If you think you have any of these symptoms, you've already been infected, so report to your nearest game retailer on Sunday the 22nd for the only way to relieve symptoms: Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. This is the best Pokemon adventure yet, sporting more creatures, features and play time than ever before.
Not convinced? Take a look at our list of the infectious features that separate Diamond and Pearl from the games that have come before.