Ocarina of Time video: Water Temple FAP

Here we go… the dreaded Water Temple, the bane of so many existences the world over. Watch in horror as I trudge through its murky depths, cussing and complaining while Carolyn directs with a handy printed FAQ. Henry, Charlie and Chris stop by too, but I barely notice from deep inside my rage cloud. Seriously. I’m genuinely upset by the end of this thing.

At the very least, the odd lag problem that plagued the Fire and Forest temples is gone… too bad I still take like 10 minutes to kill the damn boss, who’s far more annoying than I remembered. I know some of you don’t find this temple to be as horrific as the internet has made it out to be, but after playing for the first time in nearly 13 years, I hate it more than ever. Good thing the 3DS version has taken steps to make it a little less miserable, eh?

Next up: the Shadow Temple, which features some kind of nifty hover-boots

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  • Oshawott - June 4, 2011 4:09 p.m.

    Man, this one is reallllllly long
  • powerpc127 - June 4, 2011 4:41 p.m.

    I can't wait to give this a watch. I'll have a nice video of your anger for you when you finish releasing these faps.
  • Bladex206 - June 4, 2011 4:54 p.m.

    Hour long fap. Fuckyeah.jpg
  • Bladex206 - June 4, 2011 5 p.m.

    Oh trick was Never Eat Sour Watermelon. But I like the soggy waffles one.
  • MartinGlow - June 4, 2011 5:15 p.m.

    Jeez, I was getting frustrated just watching this again. I was stuck here for the longest time...
  • WalmartSuperstar - June 4, 2011 5:32 p.m.

    Can you please do a Majora's Mask FAP after you're done with Ocarina of Time? ^_________________________^
  • taylornolfi - June 4, 2011 5:52 p.m.

    lol, why is that chick so raspy/ Throat Cancer?
  • RODTheMaster - June 4, 2011 5:57 p.m.

    This will be the best Ocarina fap. Brett will no doubt complain the entire time, but still apear to be awesome and resourceful as he is the Zelda King.
  • RODTheMaster - June 4, 2011 5:59 p.m.

    This will be the best Ocarina FAP by far. No doubt Brett will complain the entire time, but still appear resourcful and awesome because he is the Zelda King.
  • 510BrotherPanda - June 4, 2011 6:07 p.m.

    "I know some of you don’t find this temple to be as horrific as the internet has made it out to be, but after playing for the first time in nearly 13 years, I hate it more than ever." My guess for the frustration you that you've lost some of the 'muscle-memory' from being around PS3/360 stuff more often these days. ...Or maybe the Wii version of a Gamecube port of a game this old is just inherently wonky.
  • Phoenix4 - June 4, 2011 6:08 p.m.

    Not trying being aggressive or something but it's one of the worst plays i have seen on this game..
  • bamtan - June 4, 2011 6:10 p.m.

    Hey Brett, when are you going to ask Carolyn to marry you?
  • WereWolfAstronaut - June 4, 2011 6:42 p.m.

    I am a bit disappointed with the Dark Link fight. Seriously, you guys don’t know that the easiest and quickest way to win is spamming him with Din’s Fire?
  • NelosAngelos - June 4, 2011 6:43 p.m.

    Those horrid, soggy memories...
  • 510BrotherPanda - June 4, 2011 6:53 p.m.

    P.S: That FAQ was wrong; if you have lots of Green Potion, you can spam Din's Fire and wipe out Dark Link without actually "fighting". Majora's 3-day time limit, the whirlpools, and the biting fishes made the Great Bay Temple more frustrating than OoT's for me, I think.
  • SonicX_89 - June 4, 2011 7:13 p.m.

    I remember emulating this game a few years back because I never had a chance to play it properly on the N64. I didn't know that the Water Temple was so hated at the time, but coincidentally I did stop playing when I first reached it. I think I may have dodged a bullet there.
  • IveGotTheGlow - June 4, 2011 7:24 p.m.

    I still love the Dark Link fight. It is probably one of the most memorable moments in my gaming life.
  • veryweirdguy - June 4, 2011 7:28 p.m.

    Aw man, poor Brett. Good job buddy. Some tips for Dark Link: upequipping the shield makes him unequip HIS shield, and as Henry guessed, he has any many hearts as you do. And I think using the hammer is actually pretty effective. Oh oh oh and Charlie is an absolute joy in these FAPs <3
  • TheMonarch - June 4, 2011 7:47 p.m.

    That looked painful. Thanks for playing this game again so I don't have to! Ha. How much time did you end up cutting out? I noticed at least two jumps, just kind of curious because if I do get the 3D remake I would like to know what I'm jumping into.
  • RacoonHail - June 4, 2011 8:05 p.m.

    I dont know if I am remembering this correctly, but couldn't you map the boots to one of the c buttons? I remember doing that because you use them and the longshot the most and swapping out the items as needed. Less time spent in the pause screen. Might have made it less frustrating.

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