Starfox
Likes: Sucking, monkey cubes
Dislikes: Anthropomorphic space pilots
Andross says “Your foolish efforts are futile!!”
Defining moment: Hurtling through the tunnel to the boss encounter and facing off against Andross paled into insignificance when, for the first time, he attempted to suck you into his mouth, before spitting a tidal wave of polygons at you. Back in 1993, being caught looking at any more than two polygons on screen simultaneously was onpar with sexual deviancy and was punishable by death.
WTF?! Blasting away at origami-face’s eye-holes only to be faced with a spinning box. With a monkey’s face on it. “This will be McCloud’s last battle!!” mocked Andross. *Sigh* If only that were true.
