Killzone 3 video – Full Access Playthrough

Our last trip to the Killzone was an utterly miserable ordeal for a myriad of reason almost too goddamned stupid to go into. Obviously, Killzone 2 was an excellent game. But any criticism levied at the game provoked so much unnecessary ire in Sony’s loyal army of incredibly nasty fanboys, it essentially ruined the game for us beyond any professional responsibility. Lo and behold, looks like all those minor gripes were worth all the name calling and death threats because Killzone 3 addresses them dutifully, including something the last game sorely lacked: COLOR!

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  • kingsmikefan - October 7, 2011 12:17 p.m.

    Love the Giants reference.
  • Unoriginal - March 4, 2011 12:18 a.m.

    The funniest one you've made yet. Lot's of great moments. "Hey Reggie, that guy is feeling up yo ride"
  • jayajaya415 - March 2, 2011 2:40 a.m.

    Never ask Sev to help you put your contact lens in.
  • NearNRiver - February 28, 2011 12:38 a.m.

    Hey Thanks for the FAP you guys, I love them, and I feel like I'm practicaly in the room with you guys, experiencing it. I swear I yelled "Oh Shit!" at exactly the same time as Chris when that iPredator jumped up from behind.
  • Yeager1122 - February 27, 2011 11:25 p.m.

    Such a funny fap good work guys!
  • FreedomPhantom - February 27, 2011 9:57 p.m.

    This looks so much better than the first two! Although, it does have some color it still could use a lot more variety
  • zzzonked - February 27, 2011 12:34 p.m.

    great video guys, although London is thankfully nothing like the bland, brown worlds of killzone xD
  • SNIPEXBARRAGE - February 27, 2011 3:24 a.m.

    LMFAOO I laughed so much through out this video please do more X-D
  • foxyexplosion - February 26, 2011 11:08 p.m.

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap Im excited. Can you tell?
  • Crabhand - February 26, 2011 7:20 p.m.

    Oh man, I feel like I've entered the Killzone.
  • juicenpancakes - February 26, 2011 5:36 p.m.

    Blast Hardcheese. Thick McRunfast. Gristle McThornbody. Blast Thickneck. Bob Johnson.
  • philipshaw - February 26, 2011 4:39 p.m.

    Great FAP but it is easy to make fun of Killzone 3
  • veryweirdguy - February 26, 2011 10:15 a.m.

    I was just thinking how it had been a while since I watched you guys FAP. Great work fellas!
  • Jaces - February 26, 2011 10:02 a.m.

    Loved the campaign but the story was utter shit and the pacing felt off to me, hell they didn't even really introduce Jammer just threw her in the mix. I have a lot of complaints but nothing bad enough to make me not enjoy the game. Disappointed with the online, I liked how you had to lvl up to unlock each class and their perks. Now it just seems shallow and not entirely rewarding. Fun game overall.
  • Austin_SJ - February 26, 2011 8:50 a.m.

    I love these FAPs, so much better than normal previews.
  • asspills - February 26, 2011 7:23 a.m.

    Apparently the playstation fanboys are starting to get less insecure about their system of choice Now that the Playstation 3 has a solid foundation of games... Before it was "Hey, you're doing great!!" "You don't think I'm perfect?! MY DICK IS NOT TOO SMALL, -I KNOW THATS WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY!!!" But now its like "Hey, yeah I'm not quite perfect, but I'm confident enough in my dick size that I realize that's still a compliment." While white people talk about their penises like TTTHIS: "Burp-dedurp-durp, holding my penis!! Durp-dedurp"
  • Phil0syfee - February 26, 2011 1:37 a.m.

    Fun fucking game. I am currently finishing the last piece of the campaign right this second and it's short but great. Great FAP guys glad to see the interest in the game.
  • Gameguy94 - February 26, 2011 1:36 a.m.

    Aww you deleted my comment =( oh well. entertaining FAP though you guys always seem to have so much fun!
  • jose2332 - February 26, 2011 1:35 a.m.

    WHAT THE HELL GAMESRADAR. ONLY A 9??? THIS GAME DESERVES AT LEAST 18/10!!!! YOU GUYS SUCK!!!! Hilarious joking aside, I'm loving Killzone 3 so far, so much that i would go as far as saying it may just be my favourite fps of all time... sorry. Yes, there are problems, most of which are being fixed anyway, but the game is just so... i dunno, but just utterly brilliant. Wasn't that keen on number 2 but 3 is simply amazing.
  • oufour - February 26, 2011 1:24 a.m.

    Damn. Mikel earned like 6-7 trophies in a row in this FAP.

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