Just Dance 3 Mario DLC has to be seen to be believed

You may choose not to recognize this fact, but Just Dance is currently one of the biggest franchises in gaming. Ubisoft’s family-friendly dancing titles have sold millions, been some of the top sellers on the Wii, and even outsold Zelda: Skyward Sword last month. When a game’s that big, it’s fitting that Just Dance 3 would be one of the rare games to get DLC on the Wii, DLC that includes Nintendo’s mascot in a download pack we bet he’d rather forget.

That video makes Mario DDR look like a happy memory. Do you see now that Just Dance is so powerful that they can get permission from Nintendo to embarrass Mario to such a degree? Ubisoft can hire some guy, dress him as Mario, stand him in front of a green screen, make him dance, and charge money for it. It costs 250 Nintendo Points, and goes on sale tomorrow on the Wii eShop. Oh well, it can’t be worse than the Smurfs' dance game.


DLC Mario Ubisoft WTF


  • Nintendophile - December 14, 2011 12:36 a.m.

    They missed a golden opportunity to use the credits from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show with Captain Lou doing "The Mario". He told you how to do it and everything!
  • Xerxes667 - December 13, 2011 7:58 p.m.

    THIS is what happens when Miyamoto decides to leave his franchises to work on other shit... are you happy now Shigeru?
  • SpadesSlick - December 13, 2011 2:58 p.m.

    Someone should get shanked for this travesty.
  • winner2 - December 13, 2011 2:28 p.m.

    This is straight up blasphemy
  • sirdilznik - December 13, 2011 2:13 p.m.

    Mario dancing is so wrong on so many levels. On the other hand you gotta give it up to Gargamel in the Smurfs game. My man was going all out there.
  • SparkleDevon - December 13, 2011 2:10 p.m.

    DanceDanceRevolution Mario Mix was fantastic though!
  • ShowMeYourKitties - December 13, 2011 2:08 p.m.

    just kill me now
  • Nintygameplayerperson - December 13, 2011 1:58 p.m.

    I'm scared...
  • db1331 - December 13, 2011 1:54 p.m.

    People say stuff like this all the time, but I am being 100% honest. That smurf video might be the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
  • flabslapper - December 13, 2011 2:08 p.m.

    I hate the Smurfs but that Gargamel dancer was pretty entertaining
  • KidKatana - December 14, 2011 2:14 a.m.

    I could only manage 30 seconds of it. And I've been to the Killing Fields.
  • shawksta - December 13, 2011 1:53 p.m.

    Mario's Doing everything known to man in gaming, forget that, Did you just say that a Wii game is getting DLC? Am I Missing something here?
  • SomeOddGuy - December 13, 2011 2:28 p.m.

    You probably are, considering DLC on the Wii has existed since 2008.(at least purchasable DLC to my current knowledge) It just hasn't been exploited as badly as the modern consoles we're so used to having to put up with so much on, so that's a good thing?
  • shawksta - December 13, 2011 6:57 p.m.

    Wha? I dont recall seeing any DLC. In a way yes, but the way Nintendo will exploit it will be the best thing ever, cause simply put, in an exaggerated version of what they said "We dont want DLC to be crap useless content"

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