Jeremy Clarkson better than Cortana: Official. Forza 4's Top Gear Warthog commentary proves this

So the Halo 4 Warthog is in Forza 4 as a (tragically non-driveable) easter egg. Exciting, no? Yes of course it is. What isn't too exciting, however, is Cortana's rather dull vehicle commentary from the game's car-porn Auto Vista mode. Nice that she's in there, of course, and she makes an effort with a nice, typically overblown anecdote of the epic awe and majesty of everyone's favourite balloon-wheeled buggy, but regardless her voice-over is bit on the monotonous side.

Well fear not, because the boorish, ozone-hating, first man of British motoring, Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, has recorded an alternative. It's far more amusing, though might make the more reverent Halo obsessive a bit sad. Though that's sort of amusing too.

August 31, 2011


  • GrandMoffBubbles - September 3, 2011 1:28 a.m.

    Awesome! As a Top Gear and Halo fanatic, that video was mana from Heaven!
  • jackthemenace - September 1, 2011 4:03 a.m.

    As much as I LOVE the idea... ... I wish i hadn't been indoctrinated by my father since birth to HATE Jeremy Clarkson.
  • ThatGuyFromTV - August 31, 2011 8:44 p.m.

    DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!! in the comments
  • HaitianSensation - August 31, 2011 6:41 p.m.

    Man, I love Top Gear. Best show ever!
  • Y2Ken - August 31, 2011 1:10 p.m.

    Great video. Tempted to buy Forza 4 because Clarkson's in it...
  • Spybreak8 - August 31, 2011 11:58 a.m.

    I don't want to ruin it by watching that video. I'll get it when I'll play Forza 4. I'll have to agree though, yes Jeremy Clarkson is way better than a fictional Cortana. ^^
  • Plan10FromOuterSpace - August 31, 2011 11:02 a.m.

    Im so glad Jeremy is going to be in Forza 4, can someone please explain the point of the warthog though If I cant drive it?
  • DirkSteele1 - August 31, 2011 10:57 a.m.

    This is an excellent easter egg. Such a shame that it cannot be driven in game.
  • cj12297 - August 31, 2011 9:55 a.m.

    He was probably reading that with no idea what he was saying :)
  • ithurtstopoop - August 31, 2011 9:16 a.m.

    nice but does it have a gps with Yoda's voice?
  • Baron164 - August 31, 2011 9:08 a.m.

    LOL that was great, I'm looking forward to Forza 4 more and more lately :-)
  • JeffersonTrachea - August 31, 2011 8:58 a.m.

    That was beautiful.
  • Defguru7777 - August 31, 2011 8:45 a.m.

    This is frikkin' hilarious. Top Gear and Halo, what's not to love?
  • DannyMB - August 31, 2011 7:23 a.m.

    Dave, I bet you thought Photoshopping Clarkson into that photo was a good idea until you got to his hair.
  • GR_DavidHoughton - August 31, 2011 7:40 a.m.

    Yes I did, and yes it was a nightmare.
  • codystovall - August 31, 2011 6:58 a.m.

    Top gear is the only interesting thing on at 3 in the moring.
  • MidianGTX - August 31, 2011 6:46 a.m.

    Queue haters of anything even remotely popular in 3... 2... 1...
  • brisilsn4ke - August 31, 2011 6:37 a.m.

    This is the only reason im buying Forza 4.
  • SPAZFM - August 31, 2011 6:35 a.m.

    He sound's really awkward when speaking about the "warthog"

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