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Is MK vs DCU a porno...

You know that game you play with the fortune cookies when you’re out for Chinese and need a sexual tension breaker? The one where you append “…in bed!” to the end of everyone’s fortune? That’s more or less how this video got started. I was playing through MK vs DCU for our “Story Revealed” feature and was having trouble focusing on the plot for some reason. So I took Homer Simpson’s sage advice and started making crap up that was funnier and/or more interesting than what I was watching. I started playing this little game where every time someone said the word “fight” I mentally swapped in the f-bomb. This proved to be so hilarious that I began imagining the whole story as a giant salacious innuendo and laughed myself silly whenever someone suggested in dire tones that “the merging was happening faster” or “the universes were grinding together.” This begged the question: did they simply rehash a bad porno script to get the story for MK vs DCU? Since we already had the footage on hand, it was a no-brainer to chop it together and selectively bleep a few words here and there to see what madness/genius might result. This kind of fearless and irresponsible cultural exploration is why GamesRadar can proudly proclaim itself “The Official Website of the Internet.” So sit back, relax, and enjoy our modest re-edit of MK vs DCU!
 
Warning: Since this article has the word “porno” in the headline, you may have certain expectations as to what you’re about to see. However, watching this video will actually take away your boner (but in a way that might result in a bigger boner later.) 

Dec 1, 2008

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80 comments

  • Stefan372 - October 23, 2009 2:35 a.m.

    ... well my portal hasnt been cooperating too well lateley... wtf this is frkin haliarous good job GR i wanna see some more funny junk like this try doin it with some other games too
  • Yellowhat17 - December 7, 2008 9:39 p.m.

    "I have a prisoner to f*ck in a secured location" "If you don't want to f*ck, then I'll have to beat it out of you!"
  • maiden666 - December 6, 2008 4:47 a.m.

    what the hell was captain marvel doing there ?
  • Moschetto - December 5, 2008 7:59 a.m.

    Boomtube.
  • NadaNuff - December 4, 2008 10:03 p.m.

    "We're a team. You can't (beep) guys alone." "I know...I'll work on it."
  • RadicalVoodoo - December 4, 2008 8:49 p.m.

    "Sonya, you'll never guess who I just *******!" Best quote ever.
  • n00bkiller56 - December 3, 2008 10:59 p.m.

    "bitter rivals must beep as one" One of your funiest vids ever
  • Levy - December 3, 2008 10:58 p.m.

    THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO MAN KIND
  • tonez - December 3, 2008 9:30 a.m.

    itz rubbish
  • BlackKraken - December 3, 2008 8:02 a.m.

    that was the best vid ive seen in a long time
  • twishart - December 3, 2008 1:45 a.m.

    I just about ****ed my boom tube.
  • EvilZeus - December 3, 2008 1:15 a.m.

    once again proper beep placement has saved a pile of crap.
  • Hurricrane - December 2, 2008 10:48 p.m.

    rofls, its like that youtube vid of the Count from Sesame Street XD
  • zombieddeath - December 2, 2008 10:17 p.m.

    s**t, this is funny as hell!
  • clever123 - December 2, 2008 8:09 p.m.

    boomtube!!! lol
  • avangelist - December 2, 2008 3:08 p.m.

    Hey any chance you could use a shitter video player? there is? great I can't wait to struggle to use the fucking volume slider on that pile of crap too. Does nobody UAT these things?
  • TENAXIS - December 2, 2008 12:04 p.m.

    ahahahahahhahah "the portal has been less co-operative" "nothing i can't handle" "flash what have you done?" "isn't it obvious?" hahahahah LOOLOLOLOL AHAHAHAH this is "fighting" hillarius!!
  • Darkness710 - December 2, 2008 7:49 a.m.

    Last night I put that music on my myspace profile and here it is on this video...cool oh and that me laugh so much with "may take away your boner but may result in a bigger boner later"
  • derrderr420 - December 2, 2008 5 a.m.

    if your not going %$^# it, then ill beat it out of you, ROFL
  • BoondockSaint54 - December 2, 2008 3:03 a.m.

    Funniest video I've seen in a while.

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