If game heroes abused their powers

Being the internet connoisseurs that we are, we stumbled upon a highly amusing article that pondered the deadly serious question of what superheroes would do if they were assholes. After we’d successfully boarded the roflcopter, we knocked up our own version starring game heroes abusing their skills. So if you’ve ever wondered what would happen if Solid Snake used his powers of super sneakery for evil, you’ve come to the right place…

If Amaterasu abused her celestial brush...

If the Prince of Persia abused the Sands of Time...

If Dhalsim abused his stretchy arms

If Snake abused his super stealth...


  • DaBadGuy - May 6, 2010 4 p.m.

    that zombie kinda looks like Billie Joe Armstrong, heh, what a world. Also first.
  • NoMoreNiceGuy - May 6, 2010 5:09 p.m.

    Snake FTW!!
  • R_U_Guys_From_British - May 6, 2010 5:20 p.m.

    so basically if anybody abused the power of a cardboard box, we would get to see naked lady flesh? hmm.
  • DontPanic - May 6, 2010 5:39 p.m.

    Definitely funny, but eerily similar to the "If Superheroes Were Assholes" shop contest posted on Cracked yesterday.
  • bamb0o-stick - May 6, 2010 6:03 p.m.

    Can you imagine if you were granted the powers of Ares? Then you can be a total douche and kill everyone you know. Oh wait...
  • DriveShaft - May 6, 2010 6:13 p.m.

    Lol, the Jill and Okami ones made me smile :D
  • eee - May 6, 2010 6:50 p.m.

    My favorite ones were snake and cole f@#%ing halarious
  • Awesomeforthemasses - May 6, 2010 6:50 p.m.

    Forget cats, adopt a wolf!
  • lovinmyps3 - May 6, 2010 7:03 p.m.

    Haha, another Meiks photoshop masterpiece!!
  • skynetiscoming - May 6, 2010 7:25 p.m.

    I love the Psycho Mantis 'shop! Fuggin' hilarious.
  • And_ROOS - May 6, 2010 7:31 p.m.

    Colonel: "Snake, where are you?" Snake: "..." *fap fap fap* Colonel: "Snake... SNAke... SNNAAAAAAKKKKEEEEE... Remember i can see you on these communications :/ "
  • Vitoruss1 - May 6, 2010 7:57 p.m.

    I owned that Psycho Mantis action figure. Bought it when I was seven, lost the mask... nightmares ensued.
  • Conman93 - May 6, 2010 8:12 p.m.

    In a way, u could also use sora for the jill one. Hilarious article. U always save the best for last GR!
  • 510BrotherPanda - May 6, 2010 8:15 p.m.

    Like I've said before, You and Matt Cundy get to do the best funny stuff on here, Dave. Keep it coming! Psycho Mantis shall garner the attention of ALL the rapists and sickos that attend the pageant. He's actually saving all those young women, bless his heart.
  • MrDuracraft - May 6, 2010 8:48 p.m.

    @DontPanic Ya it is, that's why they put a link to it at the top :P
  • WickedSid - May 6, 2010 8:56 p.m.

    Thor, Master of Whack-a-Mole... On second thought, Thor, Master of Whack-'em-All.
  • D0CCON - May 6, 2010 9:16 p.m.

    Snake was the best (although Cole was pretty good too). Hey, what's that box doing there? Who cares, lets completely ignore it.
  • Nin10DOH - May 6, 2010 10:06 p.m.

    YES!!! Snake was epic!!! Please make another one of these
  • cameronotoole - May 6, 2010 10:25 p.m.

    ha snake

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