If game characters were old

Solid Snake became a ripe old git – what if other characters went the same way?

Kratos - God of War

The fickle rulers of Mount Olympus will slap your ass from mortal to god and back again faster than M. Night Shyamalan can turn out disappointing films. The son of Zeus is no exception, and if he grows old asan insignificant mortal, he may regret those wrinkled, sagging tattoos and all of the STDs picked up along the way.

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