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How to kill gaming's hardest heroes

Video game heroes are often tough. But there's always something that they can't do. Some trick their enemies could utilise if only they were smart enough.

So we've done it for them. Felons of the virtual realm - here is a guide to help you best these badass heroes.

 

How to kill... Altair

Move the hay.

 

 

How to kill... Kratos

Defy his existence.

 

How to kill... Bayonetta

Dull her powers with a sneaky haircut.



 

How to kill... Batman

Clean up your HQ and turn on all the lights.

 

How to kill... Chris Redfield

Pop him with a thumb tack.

 

How to kill... Solid Snake

Give your henchmen thermal goggles as well as guns.

 

How to kill... Axel

Ensure the Streets of Rage are clear of roast chicken every night.

 

How to kill... Marcus Fenix

Booby trap his swear jar.

 

How to kill... Tommy Vercetti

Invite him for a paddle.

 

How to kill... Duke Nukem

Make an executive decision.

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73 comments

  • vogler1604 - February 17, 2010 10 a.m.

    LOL, this has brightened my day!
  • ZeeAk - February 17, 2010 10:17 a.m.

    Krato's death is pure genius.
  • OmNomRomRearghNergh - February 17, 2010 10:20 a.m.

    hahahah i love you GamesRadar.
  • reverandglass - February 17, 2010 10:26 a.m.

    awesome! Let's just hope there's no developers looking, might make Arkham 2 a bit short! lol
  • nemoboard - February 17, 2010 10:26 a.m.

    awesome stuff :) i love the batman one
  • breener96 - February 17, 2010 10:31 a.m.

    Haha! These got me in a good mood for todat :D Thank you!
  • breener96 - February 17, 2010 10:33 a.m.

    *Today
  • Ror444 - February 17, 2010 10:35 a.m.

    Lol @ the altair one
  • curly_jefferson - February 17, 2010 11:09 a.m.

    oh Duke Nukem burn
  • Kordocwaffle - February 17, 2010 11:56 a.m.

    Just brilliant
  • tommat93 - February 17, 2010 12:12 p.m.

    Brilliant... Who said MS Paint wasn't professional?
  • rouken - February 17, 2010 12:20 p.m.

    too bad for duke. all this years and they axed him just like that. xD
  • OnyxOblivion - February 17, 2010 12:28 p.m.

    Ahh...What would Batman do with no place to hide?
  • love-removal-machine - February 17, 2010 12:33 p.m.

    love how on Altair's one you gave what he was saying a shadow as well xD (Excuse my great attention to detail haha)
  • skyguy343 - February 17, 2010 12:33 p.m.

    @OnyxOblivion kick ass, durrr brilliant article mr. towell, made my morning
  • RedOutlive10 - February 17, 2010 1:43 p.m.

    Good article, and yeah why have they never moved the hays in the game, it's always placed in the best spot for a jump.
  • gilgamesh310 - February 17, 2010 2:12 p.m.

    I don't get the one with chris. What does a thumb tack have to do with anything? The one with Kratos was brilliant mind.
  • Mumb00 - February 17, 2010 2:46 p.m.

    Prince of Persia: Design rooms with more symmetry and don't offer so many obvious grooved handholds on one wall when all the other walls are smooth. Don't put so many beams in close proximity to said handholds since they don't really support a roof or any other edifice anyway. If you're going to break a ladder in half, move one part someplace far away from the other so that a clever triangle jump isn't enough to get you to the top where only more improbable beams/grooved handholds can be exploited.
  • GoldenMe - February 17, 2010 3:17 p.m.

    MS Paint win.
  • bigwill1982 - February 17, 2010 3:32 p.m.

    Thats not the best way to kill Bayonetta...Forget the sweets and sneak with a hair cut...Throw Nair on her and make sure she is standing on Gravel. rocks would jam those pistols.

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