• KNITEpanda - June 19, 2014 2:18 p.m.

    Its been a long time since I've seen a good GR article. This one definitely made it all worthwhile. I laughed at nearly every single frame. Good stuff. Good read.
  • skeletor-1999 - August 4, 2013 12:01 p.m.

    I think I would rather use deodorant and a zippo instead of a water pistol for the horde mode that way they would die and maybe not bring in another 10 wasps every kill.
  • rxb - August 4, 2013 8:29 a.m.

    You could always buy a PS VITA and take it outside with you. Joking aside, Hooters I think we need to organise a 'raid'
  • basit-ali - August 3, 2013 5:09 a.m.

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  • CitizenWolfie - August 3, 2013 4:53 a.m.

    Your "Reading game reviews" slide reads like a man who's been burned in the past! I liked it, let the hate flow through you. I think I will take my PS3 controller to the park and repeatedly press X to call out to Jason. I do not know anyone called Jason.
  • PatHan-bHai - August 3, 2013 3:58 a.m.

    Me and my cousins have actually simulated an FPS ala Counter-Strike style at our village. Two huge opposing verandahs, plenty of ammo, using little kids as 'agents' fishing out the enemy and a LOT of chickens to shoot at. ;)
  • tehtimeisnow - August 3, 2013 12:52 a.m.

    i like 2 simeulate angrey birds. seruiosely. i growed up on a farm and me and my frends use to throw birds at pigs all the time 4 fun. iphone rules!
  • Rub3z - August 3, 2013 12:24 a.m.

    On slide number 8, where you suggest simulating old-school arcade gaming by having a picnic consisting of only whole roast chickens and fruit, it was one of those priceless moments of confusion, thinking "Wait a minute, why would that-" followed quickly by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT!!! Then I couldn't stop laughing. Thank you, Mr. Houghton. Also, that would be the scariest goddamn Horde Mode of all time. You know once a wasp dies, it releases pheromones that attract reinforcements to the area? It would actually be just like most examples of Horde Mode in that respect, because the more wasps you successfully manage to kill in one instance, the greater number of wasps there will be coming in the next wave of attacks as more are attracted by scent of their dead comrades. Wasps are terrifying, man. And you've only a water blaster to defend yourself with. Hopefully you have a whole damn lake nearby to refill on ammo.
  • bobob101 - August 2, 2013 8:47 p.m.

    If per chance I am allergic to bee stings, and I follow your instructions on making my picnic a survival horror event, is Gamesradar liable for any insurance costs I may have to pay?
  • DickSingh666 - August 2, 2013 8:34 p.m.

    This was amazing, simulate reading game reviews and skyrim LOL
  • shawksta - August 2, 2013 12:10 p.m.

    This was glorious Especially simulating game reviews on food XD
  • Sy87 - August 2, 2013 11:43 a.m.

    Oh man. Bad enough I run like I am being shot at. That and going hunting dress like HUNK.
  • dlam - August 2, 2013 10 a.m.

    David Houghton #1 GamesRadar photoshoppa >__<
  • Cyberninja - August 2, 2013 9:18 a.m.

    Good stuff, but couldn't you have posted this at the beginning of summer it would be harder to to do it all now.
  • mafyooz - August 2, 2013 8:44 a.m.

    I could be wrong but I think I detected a hint of bitterness in the "Simulate reading game reviews..." slide ;)

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