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  • RAEJagainstthemachine - September 2, 2009 1:37 a.m.

    the only good change was metriod (.Y.) even mortal kombat look sh----
  • helix92 - September 1, 2009 12:39 p.m.

    Ohhhh, don't be silly, Duke turning emo is stupid. That would be as silly as Prince from Prince of Persia turning emo, ha ha ha. *checks Warrior Within cover*... wait... OHHH BALLS
  • coolbeans - August 30, 2009 2:30 a.m.

    So real it hurts! lol
  • Valntyne - August 28, 2009 4:37 p.m.

    New Mario looks like he's out to collect some Nazi scalps...Inglorious Basterds reference, anyone?
  • JayLin22 - August 28, 2009 10:14 a.m.

    Hey, that's an awesome article! I can relate to the "now" marketing - I never realised how far the "just fun" factor has been removed from most modern games...
  • Samael - August 28, 2009 4:14 a.m.

    Hilarious and sad at the same time. I want a sequel.
  • SausageLozenge - August 28, 2009 2:47 a.m.

    Metroid with boob physics? ...Interesting.
  • civver - August 28, 2009 12:42 a.m.

    This article should have been more subtle. It kind of overshot the mark for me. I get what you're trying to say, but the portrayals are too exaggerated.
  • adadadad - August 28, 2009 12:06 a.m.

    @ pocotron :/ the troth has many faces. would yous recognice a broother, if may come to your situation to ask asistance? :/ may hop so. may hop so. ax :/
  • Pocotron - August 27, 2009 11:06 p.m.

    AH $h!t, Xboxrulez is back as adadadad. Fuck. Nice Article BTW I would kill for some: DEAD OR ALIVE EXTREME SAMUS! reCaptcha: cleanup Mexico ...No joke...
  • adadadad - August 27, 2009 10:04 p.m.

    @ embaoladreo broother. :/ may aggree. may want the new halo 3 car on xbl, buy may dnt have the monies /cry :/
  • Embolado - August 27, 2009 9:48 p.m.

    Micro-transactions blow hard
  • MechGyver - August 27, 2009 6:06 p.m.

    Can anyone point me to the nearest suicide booth?please (¬_¬)-
  • adadadad - August 27, 2009 5:58 p.m.

    helo, baby, may back. got the temporeriy restriction from the mood :( sadface. may felt so cold and alone. but broothers, sisters, do no /cry for may. may learnt the leasson. may not use caps. may not cuss ps-3 (although, fingre aches!). may drinkee the phyenix down, and may ok. may love yous. ax
  • Corsair89 - August 27, 2009 5:38 p.m.

    Emo Nukem LOL
  • Ninja-KiLLR - August 27, 2009 4:14 p.m.

    "Unless you count having a heavy crack habit as a game (instantly appealing gameplay, short lifespan, minimal replay value, 5/10)" LMFAO that made my day.
  • silvereye - August 27, 2009 4:10 p.m.

    Duke nukem gopes emo? Samus get her kit off? What an age...
  • Patius - September 9, 2009 3:40 a.m.

    isn't Nintendo kind of doing the new metroid with Zero suit samus and such?
  • Silentboy - August 31, 2009 12:35 p.m.

    The Metroid/DoAX2 one was funny and true. Whats also funny is that Team Ninja, the people who made DoAX's 1 and 2 are making the next Metroid game.
  • hardcore_gamer1990 - August 31, 2009 11:19 a.m.

    New Metroid FTW (in a fanboy way) And new Breakout FTW (in a humour way.) I lol'd

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