HaloRadar: Master Chief Mutations

In games, he's always been the same. Strong. Silent. Steadfast. The very definition of bravery and heroism. As the corporate poster boy for an entire console, how could Master Chief ever afford to be anything else?

But in the wild, wild world of unofficial and unregulated fandom, Halo 3's champion is free to be whatever the hell he wants to be. Or, at least, whatever the hell YOU want him to be. Master Chief as a pretty-in-pink ballerina? Sure! Master Chief as man's furry best friend? Done! Master Chief as a chest-flashing, skin-baring sex symbol?

Um, well... you'll just have to see for yourself.

The Master Chief Dog

Is John 117 secretly a bloodthirsty werewolf under all that armor? Guess that would explain the mask. Seriously, though, artist Junryou-na-Kokoro's creation has us wishing Bungie would give the big green dude a pet sidekick. Hey, Mega Man got Rush...

The Master Chief Ballerina


Don't judge. Ballet is an athletic discipline that requires the strength, agility and endurance only a genetically enhanced super soldier can provide. Plus, the Master Chief's legs have never looked better!

Actually, this is an online "paper" doll we made at Cartoon Doll Emporium. If you'd rather see the SPARTAN in a tuxedo or short shorts, assemble your own version here.

The Master Chief Mii

If Sonic can star in two Nintendo games, why can't Master Chief be a Mii? All you have to do is squint your eyes and imagine the beard, sunken cheeks, squinty eyes and winter hat as one badass space helmet. Next stop, Super Smash Bros!

Want him to fight Chewbacca or Michael Jackson instead? Go to Famous Mii to see the entire collection.


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