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Genital game can’t penetrate Xbox LIVE, but you can still download it for free

Privates, the shoot ‘em up that has you leading an army of sperm-like soldiers into hostile vaginas and anuses won’t be releases on Xbox LIVE as originally planned. “It’s a shame, but it’s something we’d always pretty much assumed would happen,” says Dan Marshall of Zombie Cow Studios.

The developer was informed that the game wouldn’t pass Microsoft’s Indie Games Peer Review process due to the sexual nature of the title. You can check out the trailer for a peak at this title that’s too hot for XBLA – and if you’re interested, the PC version is available to download for free at privatesgame.com.


Above: A toll booth outside a vagina in Privates. If you want to try it, you can head here to download it for free


Above: A trailer for Privates

Sep 17, 2010

Source: Zombie Cow Studios 

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5 comments

  • papergoon - September 18, 2010 2:23 p.m.

    "YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME, I'M AIDS!" That really got me XD Way to insult Lindsey Lohan as well.
  • RUSSO - September 18, 2010 1:57 a.m.

    I think is a really nice way of teaching about the human body with an adventure game, of course, very well done and with the correct information. That's why i liked Ozzy & Drix time ago. I think it can be done a nice game and teach about how the human body works. Of course, the "privates" must be white blood cells and all that.
  • Benji91 - September 17, 2010 10:16 p.m.

    That commentary is absolutely amazing, the english accent just suits it amazingly haha legendary game! should take it out on ps3 instead
  • NoiseAsylum - September 17, 2010 10:12 p.m.

    I would totally buy that game!
  • CH3BURASHKA - September 17, 2010 10:11 p.m.

    Awesome title, TNag. I wasn't aware that this was an educational game, which is why I was so down on it - I thought it was unclassy as heck.

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