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Gaming’s most horrifying sex scenes

13 tender moments guaranteed to murder your boner

Words: on February 26, 2011
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  • sirdilznik - February 26, 2011 7:48 a.m.

    For a second it looked like he was going to motorboat it in the 7 Sins video. Nothing else even comes close to the Silent Hill 2 video in terms of disturbing. That's just... ... *shudders*

  • TFUPrivateIron - February 26, 2011 6:46 a.m.

    Ah, that takes me back. I remember when I made sweet love on top of a VHS copy of Forrest Gump.

  • SirCheesedip - February 26, 2011 6:38 a.m.

    O_____o What did I just read and see?!

  • g4m3rk1dd - February 26, 2011 6:31 a.m.

    i demand that the silent hill 2 sex scene be bumped up to number one. not only is pyramid head the scariest god awful bastard in gaming but he was raping TWO monsters...TWO not one... as i said i demand a recount of the votes taken...this is worse than when bush stole HIS election...

  • FauxFurry - February 26, 2011 6:18 a.m.

    The only way that the GTA 4 clip could have been more perfect(ly horrendous), with that particular track playing on the radio while Nico dry-humps a prostitute, making it seem like the most epic 5-10 second thrill-ride of all time, is if he ran her down afterward then fled from the police and finally crashed right into a tree at the end of the merry little chase so hard that he is launched out through the windshield and practically right through the tree. Nothing went into or came out of any thing hence he didn't get his money's worth. What, was he supposed to report her to the Better Business Bureau?! The BMX XXX one was just a shameful missed opportunity. In a sub-genre of sports games where the subject of the game is the most important, influential thing in the world, they could have had the player turn tricks for the pimp by actually performing bike tricks for customers but in one instant, one of the tricks are so awesome that someone is impregnated merely by watching it so it's up the player character to choose whether the child lives or dies with the next magick bike trick he performs. That's only right and natural, is it not? You completely overlooked PlayStation Home 'sex'. Yes, it's just people doing the Running Man up against other avatars while someone moans sexually suggestive lines through his headset or avatars kneeling in front of one another while they nod their heads,but that doesn't make it any less horrifying(ly hilarious)!

  • Trg564 - February 26, 2011 5:22 a.m.

    "Sorry, you may not access this video." For this article, that's probably a good thing

  • quincytheodore - February 26, 2011 5:06 a.m.

    Dude, this is messed up.. Seriously man.. -1 respect point

  • CoryM1134 - February 26, 2011 4:49 a.m.

    I bought Seaman when it came out. I was ecstatic when my Seamen (pun unavoidable) decided to mate, but HORRIFIED when one of them upended and floated to the top. It talked to me, for Christ's sake!

  • IceBlueKirby - February 26, 2011 4:47 a.m.

    I remember being horrified when I talked to Fisto later in the Atomic Wrangler itself, and the only dialog option was to take on his services. I frantically mashed the B button trying to get away, but I finally had to just accept it. Luckily the next set of options lets you say nevermind...but it was awful thinking that my character was going to get physically assaulted by a robot just because I talked to him.

  • inconceivable - February 26, 2011 4:40 a.m.

    Dear god, the Seaman one is actually going to give me nightmares. WHY DID I WATCH IT?!

  • SenorSlaughter - February 26, 2011 4:22 a.m.

    The Venture Bro clones lol

  • batmanboy11 - February 26, 2011 4:18 a.m.

    Good god.

  • BlackElement17 - February 26, 2011 4:17 a.m.

    So in the Heavy Rain scene can you hit the wrong button and prematurely ejaculate?

  • Pytor - February 26, 2011 4:13 a.m.

    That very last image is extremely disturbing :P

  • MexicAntista - February 26, 2011 3:40 a.m.

    Haha! Toys doing it. Brett must cringe everytime he sees that.

  • Ampatent - February 26, 2011 3:29 a.m.

    Could have done without the picture of Tyler puking...

  • Samael - February 26, 2011 3:24 a.m.

    Thanks for mentioning Dragon Age. I LOVE that game, and the romances are otherwise very well done, but the "fucking through their underwear" is total bullshit. Bioware either needs to find a way to tastefully show nudity or go back to ME1 style angling.

  • talkraider - February 26, 2011 3:22 a.m.

    Its okay, I always have a boner

  • BlankBrush - February 26, 2011 3:16 a.m.

    Talkraider has the strangest boner....

  • talkraider - February 26, 2011 3:07 a.m.

    Is it wrong that I got a boner

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