• shneepsh - February 11, 2014 9:04 a.m.

    I'm kind of surprised that of all the Mass Effect lines to choose from, "Heavy risk, but the priiiiiiiiiiize" was left off. Too easy, or did that actually work for some people?
  • NuAngel - February 11, 2014 7:04 a.m.

    "The Master of Unlocking" was a pretty hot line, amiright?
  • dangomushi - February 10, 2014 10:01 p.m.

    It really bothers me that the 3D Leisure Suit Larry looks like Jimmy Neutron if he invented some drugs and gave up on science.
  • GOD - February 10, 2014 9:35 p.m.

    I've made this up on the spot, and although it's not game related, I think it would fit pretty well into a Leisure Suit Larry game.... try not to cringe so hard your face caves in though! "Excuse me miss, are you a reporter? Because I've got a hot tip for you." -Some guy moments before getting castrated
  • winner2 - February 10, 2014 6:58 p.m.

    "Must be the Ass Effect." I literally snorted
  • occasionalgoldfish - February 10, 2014 4:24 p.m.

    What about Way of the Samurai 4 (I think), where the main character picks up women by saying some thing along the lines of "The moon looks beautiful tonight" which isn't so bad, but then jumps straight to "You have a nice firm ass!"
  • winner2 - February 10, 2014 7:04 p.m.

    FUN FACT FROM PERSONA 4! "The moon looks beautiful tonight" is actually how some old asian poet/author or whatever translated the phrase "I love you" from english, he didn't know how else to do it.
  • occasionalgoldfish - February 11, 2014 8:48 a.m.

    I'm playing through Persona 4 Golden at the moment and I don't know how I didn't make that connection. But now you've said it, it makes a lot more sense.
  • shawksta - February 10, 2014 4:07 p.m.

    Poor justin, he crashed from all of Larry's hideous quotes he went into Q-bert
  • TheGooseinator - February 10, 2014 3:13 p.m.

    "Hey. Hey. Hey lady. Lady. Hey. Hey. Hey. Lady. Lady. Hey lady. Wanna go to space?" ~Space Core, Portal 2
  • g1rldraco7 - February 10, 2014 1:17 p.m.

    Here's some from Skyrim. "Some may call you junk, me I call you treasure." " I use to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the heart."
  • GenderBender_9000 - February 10, 2014 12:39 p.m.

    It just wouldn't be a Metal Gear game without the cringeworthy dialog. And let's be honest. Who wouldn't want Snake to do a strip search on them?
  • n00b - February 10, 2014 12:03 p.m.

    you had me a cake

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